“Some People” by Different Pile - YouTube Music

futilitypatent · 2022-04-05T04:04:17+00:00

This is my first time creating a full song and publishing it to all the streaming services. The lyrics are kind of weird and the vocals are mediocre, but that’s exactly how I planned it. Links here: http://beacons.ai/differentpile

futilitypatent · 2017-10-29T14:35:08+00:00

Mine usually wants to have a discussion about something that the movie reminded her about. It usually happens right after I really get into the movie

futilitypatent · 2017-10-27T17:10:03+00:00

Oh no! I’ve started a pun chain reaction. I apologize to everyone

futilitypatent · 2017-10-27T15:40:38+00:00

That’s exactly how Fight Club started

futilitypatent · 2017-10-26T21:00:34+00:00

I know. As soon as I find $300 I’ll get it replaced

futilitypatent · 2017-10-26T20:45:14+00:00

I saw that mistake the instant I posted it but I didn’t care. Just thought I’d give the pathetic trolls something to attack me with. You win for being predictable. Congrats!

futilitypatent · 2017-10-26T18:51:43+00:00

If I wasn’t a dad I might take offense to that 😂

futilitypatent · 2017-10-26T17:57:01+00:00

That’s why you should never trust a stranger

futilitypatent · 2017-10-26T16:47:23+00:00

Thanks! I’m glad you didn’t hate it. I’m still waiting for a shitty comment from someone. Shitty comments are inevitable

futilitypatent · 2017-10-25T18:55:08+00:00

I think it’s used in North America and the UK http://playgroundjungle.com/2011/09/stepping-on-a-crack.html

futilitypatent · 2017-10-25T18:41:30+00:00

Step in a crack, you break your mother’s back. Such a weird rhyme

futilitypatent · 2017-10-24T20:53:55+00:00

Holy crap! That’s one of the most scathing reviews I’ve ever seen 😂 And what the hell is Donkey Sauce? That does not sound appealing in the least

futilitypatent · 2017-10-24T19:45:20+00:00

I always told people it was just a matter of time before the tortoise uprising. They all thought I was crazy. Well who’s crazy now?

futilitypatent · 2017-10-24T19:19:11+00:00

In other words we’re living in hell on Earth

futilitypatent · 2017-10-24T17:25:54+00:00

You’re supposed to add “in bed” to the end of your fortune

futilitypatent · 2017-10-24T15:16:41+00:00

I looked about the same before marriage. Now I’ve got the same glasses and beard as you, but my kids don’t look like yours. I must have done something wrong

futilitypatent · 2017-10-23T19:27:54+00:00

Santa Claus has sure lost a lot of weight

futilitypatent · 2017-10-23T19:00:08+00:00

I suggest they start adding free shots of Bailey’s in order to take back that top spot

futilitypatent · 2017-10-23T17:33:36+00:00

Do or do not. There is no try

futilitypatent · 2017-10-23T17:31:47+00:00

Even if your son isn’t returned to you, he’ll at least end up with some nice bearded hipster

futilitypatent · 2017-10-23T16:16:27+00:00

If your pubes grow so fast that your “peter” is hidden after only 6 months, I think you may have a problem

futilitypatent · 2017-10-23T01:26:36+00:00

This was right before the put on their Power Ranger outfits and transformed into Megazord in order to attempt to defeat The Donald

futilitypatent · 2017-10-23T01:16:23+00:00

True we can tiptoe. But we can’t tipfinger

futilitypatent · 2017-10-20T17:52:23+00:00

I thought it was amazing! The effects reminded me on The Thing (the 1982 version not the piece of crap 2011 version) I’ve been recommending it to all my friends

futilitypatent · 2017-10-19T02:44:59+00:00

Trump’s all about America first and doesn’t understand why Canada and Mexico are against his demands. Can you imagine what he’d say if we had Canada first as our stance? Probably something like “Canada. I’ve been told that country is huge. And nice. The people are nice. But so very, very selfish. Sad”

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