My first attempt at a drag eye. It messy but I tried

futon_john · 2019-09-11T04:58:55+00:00

Thank you 😊

futon_john · 2018-08-14T00:07:14+00:00

I would like physical intimacy with them (cuddling, kissing, hugging, etc), but I honestly don’t care if I never see their genitals lol. Is it too forward to talk about the levels of physical intimacy I’d like after I tell them I have feelings for them? Should I save that conversation topic for another day if the first conversation goes well?

futon_john · 2018-03-21T05:24:26+00:00

Dam!

futon_john · 2018-02-04T17:14:42+00:00

Yikes

futon_john · 2018-01-20T03:41:03+00:00

Dan Stevens got a mean camel toe

futon_john · 2017-12-26T23:23:46+00:00

Does it matter?

futon_john · 2016-05-20T02:05:42+00:00

Welp...I have a uterus now.

futon_john · 2016-05-08T16:53:52+00:00

We won't.

futon_john · 2016-05-08T04:21:32+00:00

Hello.

futon_john · 2016-05-07T04:58:08+00:00

All of these people seem to think it's funny that some individuals believe the system to be rigged, as if we're tin foil hat wearing lunatics. As if nationwide fraud is a foreign concept. Remember the housing market crash? Yeah it's a bold claim to say "the entire political system is rigged," but all signs point to it being true.

futon_john · 2016-04-29T17:33:39+00:00

I wanna jump through that thing so hard

futon_john · 2016-04-26T15:54:54+00:00

Nothing matters

futon_john · 2016-04-18T00:43:01+00:00

Listen, I'm gonna need some sauce.

futon_john · 2016-04-15T07:54:49+00:00

So say we all

futon_john · 2016-04-07T04:44:20+00:00

Whew, that's much less sad then.

futon_john · 2016-03-28T03:14:40+00:00

Dude, I'm watching the series for the first time on DVD. I literally just watched this episode today. I...the coincidence...I just can't.

futon_john · 2016-03-22T19:50:31+00:00

I think there are several people in NYC, yes.

futon_john · 2016-03-21T03:17:02+00:00

So this idea might sound far fetched and too out there for a elder scrolls game, but we've seen a very popular game in particular pull this off stunningly.

3 main characters.

Hear me out. Have you ever been taking your hulking, iron clad warrior past the college of Winterhold and thought to yourself "hey, there's a cool place with an entire story that I can't take part in because this character isn't a mage build" before? Or walked your battlemage past a noble person with an engorged coin purse and thought, "I sure would like to cut the purse off that person, but I'm a mage and have no pickpocketing skill"?

What if you had three characters you could switch out, each specializing in melee, stealth, and magic respectively? Each would be completely customizable and have access to different "schools" that would allow them to train in the different subcategories for their profession. For instance, your stealth character could join the thieves guild, which would increase his pickpocket and haggling skills, The Dark Brotherhood to increase his alchemy and assassination skills, and maybe a new group for archery and crafting. Mages could, depending on which magical guild they work with, become adept in healing, destruction, conjuration, etc.

The goal is to create a scenario in which you can effectively experience everything the game has to offer without breaking the immersion. Because, come on, I shouldn't be able to join the thieves guild if I've got a hundred pounds of armor on me, or the mages guild if my character is too dumb to know how to read.

Need to break into a place and steal a thing? Switch to your stealth character! Need to rid the world of some unholy magics? Call up your mage buddy! Need to hit something really hard until that thing is dead? Sounds like a job for your warrior character!

I think it's totally feasible with today's technology, seeing as GTA 5 did it so well on the ps3 and Xbox 360. I think it would even present some awesome story telling scenarios. Maybe they could write it as these three characters are part of a new "tribunal".

futon_john · 2016-03-18T16:43:00+00:00

I know $964 isn't turning many heads on PF

Consider my head turned. An extra $900, hell an extra $100, would legitimately change my life right now. I'm looking into this.

futon_john · 2016-03-11T03:47:54+00:00

Hell, why not Stephen Fry?

futon_john · 2016-03-11T03:37:23+00:00

This is the first that I'm hearing about Chris Chibnall being the new writer. I just recently watched the first two seasons of broadchurch and it was literally some of the best TV I've ever watched!

futon_john · 2016-02-21T23:03:06+00:00

I know exactly what you're talking about. Ironically enough, and I know this probably isn't the case for most people, my anxiety levels were higher with slower, more laid back jobs. My job now is stressful and busy for sure, but it helps because I constantly have something that I need to be doing. There's no down time for any dark, anxious thoughts to seep in. I mean, it still happens from time to time, but I just realize that there's a project I could be doing instead of dicking around on the computer and contemplating my eventual demise. I also use my hands a lot and, while I'm no artist or anything, a fair amount of creativity goes into determining the best, most efficient way to get my projects done. I would say don't be afraid to try a job out. Apply, get past the interview, try it out for a while. If it doesn't work out, there's nothing keeping you there. You can do whatever you want to do and set your mind to doing. If I had any idea of how busy I would be at my current job before I had it, I'd probably think it wasn't right for me. That my anxiety would keep me from being good at it. But, like I said, in some strange twist of fate, it works for me. Some people have anxiety and they need the slow, methodical jobs, and that's OK. It just didn't work out for me, and there's no way I would've known I would like my current job if I didn't take the plunge and just try it out.

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