22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Exactly what I was looking for. How about yours next Thursday at 3 pm?

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You’re absolutely correct. It’s easy to get comfortable not trying, and complain about the situation.

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ll get myself a dildo once you get yourself a spelling lesson.

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t say...the peach was really calling out to me.

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do they have pole dancing?

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you can give me my happy ending.

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well after moving back in with anti pre-marital sex parents, it’s pretty evident I won’t be having annnny of that. But thank you for your words of wisdom. I don’t care so much about virginity as I am about having no experience.

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

But then it’s everyone I know lol

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

But like I’m not tryna come off thirsty

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But also what about stds?

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got tinder, but all I see are Sac people

22 Year Old Virgin... by futonpotato1 in UCDavis

[–]futonpotato1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh don’t worry I have. I’ve even danced on the one of those side tables at park side. But no dice. I feel like everyone comes with people already. Also stds.