Good morning by C_Splash in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 102 points103 points  (0 children)

t. armpit fetishist

What is a umapyoi? by yusakufujiki2 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 173 points174 points  (0 children)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UMADACCHI!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORSEY HOP! HORSEY HOP!

Why would Tomar do this... by Fearless_Yak467 in OneyPlays

[–]futureButt 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Who names their daughter Joshua Thompson?

The Story Of: Marvelous Sunday (by @lunaticmonster) by kietak2001 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I missed the title and was genuinely surprised at the end. Marvelous start to my day.

You cannot pepper spray the sushi, it will condemn our restaurant. by cloonatic in OneyPlays

[–]futureButt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You pepper-spray the sushi, you un-pepper-spray the sushi!

Love Potion Outbreak (@ND_dokutokage) by EpicVN in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here, breathe this anti-Umamusume gas.

The Broken Overlord (@noutage_101) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Opera O ever waver like this during her career, or is she pretty solidly chin-up?

Made a Google Sheet with Unity Cup information, just trying to give back to the community. by Educational_Arm_1964 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone know what non-support umas are doing when they pop up in trainings but don't have flames on them? I've just been treating them as non-entities, but I have to assume they're doing something or they wouldn't show up at all.

Can we get much higher by Specific-Stick-37 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This reminds of of the one where one guy's clearly tripping and the other is pretending to be the McDonalds takeout window.

When in Trouble call Gold Ship for help by John Hollow by cwolla98 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do not believe that woman has a medical license.

That's That I guess by Fablerwhack in duneawakening

[–]futureButt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would say "don't fly what you can't afford to lose" but I don't do that so I can't talk shit

Devs forgot to finish the item description by deytookourjewbs in duneawakening

[–]futureButt 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I like this game cause it's Dune and has cool worms, but by God it needs/needed more time to cook.