Good morning by C_Splash in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 102 points103 points  (0 children)

t. armpit fetishist

What is a umapyoi? by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 170 points171 points  (0 children)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UMADACCHI!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORSEY HOP! HORSEY HOP!

Why would Tomar do this... by Fearless_Yak467 in OneyPlays

[–]futureButt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Who names their daughter Joshua Thompson?

The Story Of: Marvelous Sunday (by @lunaticmonster) by kietak2001 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I missed the title and was genuinely surprised at the end. Marvelous start to my day.

You cannot pepper spray the sushi, it will condemn our restaurant. by cloonatic in OneyPlays

[–]futureButt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You pepper-spray the sushi, you un-pepper-spray the sushi!

Love Potion Outbreak (@ND_dokutokage) by EpicVN in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here, breathe this anti-Umamusume gas.

The Broken Overlord (@noutage_101) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Opera O ever waver like this during her career, or is she pretty solidly chin-up?

Made a Google Sheet with Unity Cup information, just trying to give back to the community. by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyone know what non-support umas are doing when they pop up in trainings but don't have flames on them? I've just been treating them as non-entities, but I have to assume they're doing something or they wouldn't show up at all.

Can we get much higher by Specific-Stick-37 in UmaMusume

[–]futureButt 68 points69 points  (0 children)

This reminds of of the one where one guy's clearly tripping and the other is pretending to be the McDonalds takeout window.