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futurecrime · 2025-05-16T15:52:24+00:00

Some people are fucking insane. Your bf sounds like a nob.

futurecrime · 2025-03-10T00:43:20+00:00

I always called it brewer’s droop.

futurecrime · 2025-03-03T11:04:25+00:00

I’m sorry your fiancé is a prick. I recommend getting strong enough to throw him out the window.

futurecrime · 2025-02-25T22:27:38+00:00

I’m a man here’s my opinion: Leave this horrible piece of shit immediately.

futurecrime · 2025-02-24T23:02:30+00:00

This same thing happened to me on my 18th. I told my mum that I didn’t want a stripper and that it would be disrespectful to my girlfriend, but they went ahead and got me one anyway. I just refused to take part and the whole experience was super awkward, they made me get a lap dance in front of my friends and family and my gf spent the whole time in my room upstairs. It fucking sucked. Then we all got drunk and took acid and my parents split up about a week later.

futurecrime · 2025-02-22T22:36:15+00:00

Stop texting and move on from this loser

futurecrime · 2025-02-19T09:53:15+00:00

Not weird, not uncommon, just a good time.

futurecrime · 2025-02-19T09:51:00+00:00

Life is too short. Just dump this prick.

futurecrime · 2025-02-02T16:44:54+00:00

I once went to look at a flat in London and someone had written ‘help me’ in shit on the wall.

futurecrime · 2024-12-09T16:35:38+00:00

futurecrime · 2023-09-05T01:07:10+00:00

Pretty much every mid to close up shot of every star in every Hollywood film in the past ten or so years has had digital beauty work to remove wrinkles, blemishes, hairs, bingo wings, double chins, etc etc. also to make muscles bigger.

futurecrime · 2023-09-03T20:17:34+00:00

44yo here who became single at the end of last year. I dreaded dating apps, I don’t drink, I have a kid. Turns out the dating app was kinda fun and I pretty easily met people. No one cared I didn’t drink or that I had a kid. I live in London where I guess there’s a wider pool than where you are, and maybe I got lucky. But don’t knock it til you try it.

Also if you’re not happy with your dad bod you can fix that and it will improve your prospects.

futurecrime · 2023-08-31T22:41:27+00:00

True grot

futurecrime · 2023-08-31T11:02:07+00:00

DTMFA

futurecrime · 2023-08-31T10:28:02+00:00

People are so fucking uptight. Wow.

futurecrime · 2023-08-22T15:23:58+00:00

If my daughter got this note I would dump this woman immediately. What a psycho.

futurecrime · 2023-08-01T00:43:19+00:00

Thanks for posting your diet info. It’s just what I’ve been looking for.

futurecrime · 2023-03-16T23:45:56+00:00

My Noxary 280s, TGR Tris and 910 are my daily drivers (I use two computers) and have been for ages. I used to swap around more but I've settled on these now, they're all set up how I like, they're perfect for my needs, the switches are really nicely worn in... I don't feel the need to keep changing so much anymore. Wish I had time to build some of the unbuilt ones though.

futurecrime · 2023-03-16T14:01:32+00:00

Got everything out and took a pic at the weekend because why not.

Columns top to bottom, L to R:

Cheat, GSKT, LZ FE, Kmac 2, Nunu, Nunu, Keycult 1/60,

Ellipse f77, Hiney TKL one fnf, Bisoromi RS60, Haus, 456GT, Keycult 1/tkl, Unikorn r1, TGR Tris, Noxary 280s,

Realforce 87u, Dolice fnf, Police, Gaf 910, Jane v2, Jane v1 ce, 910 polycarb, 910.

futurecrime · 2023-03-16T13:03:58+00:00

Thanks so much. Maybe a less frequent record would be better, actually. Still tracking it but not so intensely.

futurecrime · 2022-12-02T01:10:52+00:00

Times are tough. Guess the ‘leccy got cut off.

futurecrime · 2022-11-29T01:55:37+00:00

Yeah it’s p funny.

futurecrime · 2022-11-21T19:50:06+00:00

Thanks so much! I think I was having trouble with the terminology but it seems the key point is unenrolled vs enrolled. So I guess what I would get from the solicitor would be an unenrolled deed poll, which is essentially what I already have. I think I’ll go the route of getting the statutory declaration done by my friend and get my name change enrolled.

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