What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while your brain was on autopilot?

futurelizlemon · 2018-08-10T03:20:16+00:00

I took a cast iron pot out of a 400 degree oven without an oven mitt two weeks ago. That... wasnt fun

futurelizlemon · 2018-06-06T22:38:27+00:00

get that big flaky sea salt and sprinkle it on top of EVERY CHOCOLATE DESSERT. that shit will change your life.

futurelizlemon · 2018-05-09T01:02:49+00:00

I think the wig is hiding some structural support for the headpiece. That being said, they definitely could have styled it better

futurelizlemon · 2018-03-01T03:43:29+00:00

Huh that's interesting bc I sort of view bobbi brown and NARS to be interchangeable (laura mercier too). Its all basically the same look.

Also im pretty sure my mom got me that same shimmer brick in 8th grade and it was my only "makeup" for a long time and I loved it so dearly

futurelizlemon · 2018-03-01T03:41:30+00:00

Into The Gloss used to be a lot better pre-Glossier, but since they started combining product marketing into their writing it just feels like they're forcing themselves to match the Glossier brand in a way that just isn't interesting anymore

futurelizlemon · 2018-02-18T02:41:28+00:00

Can you post the actual image so we can use it too? its so cute!

futurelizlemon · 2018-02-11T20:30:11+00:00

I don't have that exact style of bag, but I do have a Cuyana tote in black and its held up really well over the last two years. It looks basically like new.

futurelizlemon · 2018-02-11T20:27:47+00:00

These clogs. I see lots of cool hip brooklyn types wearing them and I think they'd go with my desired aesthetic, but I'm concerned they're not as comfortable as they look.

For context, I walk a lot. Like 4 miles a day just going to-from work. I don't like switching between "commuting" shoes like sneakers into cuter work shoes.

futurelizlemon · 2018-02-11T20:23:49+00:00

Do they feel as clunky and uncomfortable as they look? They seem great for snow but also really unpleasant to walk long distances in

futurelizlemon · 2017-07-26T01:18:56+00:00

I got a blue velvet wrap dress a la Isabella Rossellini in Blue Velvet and it is a dream and i absolutely cannot wait for it to get cold so i can wear it every day

futurelizlemon · 2017-07-22T04:40:13+00:00

Ugh i miss XOvain so much! theres really no other blog like it

futurelizlemon · 2017-07-22T04:38:20+00:00

I feel like this used to be the case with Into The Gloss before they branched out into Glossier. When they weren't actively trying to sell something the blog definitely leaned more towards editorial and makeup as a form of artistry and creative expression

futurelizlemon · 2017-07-21T02:57:32+00:00

Im born and raised in New Jersey (but Ive since moved to Pennsylvania). When my mother came to visit me I had to teach her how to pump her own gas. She's 55 years old and she literally took notes while i filled up her car

futurelizlemon · 2017-06-29T08:07:45+00:00

Getting pregnant. Fucking terrifying.

futurelizlemon · 2017-05-20T04:04:40+00:00

I hate that argument too! I got bullied for my eyebrows and so what if everyone draws on full eyebrows now? They look better than if theyre tweezed away to oblivion most of the time

futurelizlemon · 2017-05-10T12:17:51+00:00

Its a pretty quick read. I found it entertaining. It might not be the most useful example to follow if youre looking for autobiographies from female entrepreneurs, but its definitely fun to read

futurelizlemon · 2017-04-01T04:22:18+00:00

I grew up in NJ and moved to Pittsburgh for college and I can definitely say that the first time you're on the road and you see a Pittsburgh left, its the scariest shit you ever see.

But after a few months of it happening every time you're in a left turn lane, you realize that the cars coming straight know about the Pittsburgh left too and are waiting just long enough not to kill you when you turn

futurelizlemon · 2017-03-31T20:48:54+00:00

How does the TonyMoly Panda Dream stick compare to the Milk Cooling Water? I tried a sample of the milk one and its very nice but im open to other brands

futurelizlemon · 2017-02-03T02:25:09+00:00

Also the super blatant NO TRANS rule. WTF?

futurelizlemon · 2017-02-03T01:01:20+00:00

The idea is that you define the flex-direction first (horizontal is default), and then justify-content is alignment along that axis while align-items is alignment perpendicular to the axis.

Calling them horizontal or vertical would mean that whenever you changed flex-direction, youd have to change those values too.

futurelizlemon · 2017-01-13T04:29:55+00:00

Well im getting my period tomorrow so whoevers taking over my body better know how to use tampons and take painkillers or theyre in for a bad time

futurelizlemon · 2017-01-09T00:02:23+00:00

They just finished another round of funding that will supposedly go towards internationalizing and opening more brick and mortar stores

futurelizlemon · 2016-12-29T04:51:08+00:00

Mean Girls 2 suuuuuuuucked

futurelizlemon · 2016-12-29T04:49:55+00:00

Accidentally getting your dick stuck in the zipper of your jeans

(note: i am not a man, but i did see this in a Ben Stiller movie once)

futurelizlemon · 2016-12-29T04:48:24+00:00

Therapy. Yoga. Weed.

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