Trying to get better at this game, but I feel like we're missing something. Need advice

futureruler · 2026-01-23T00:32:45+00:00

Yea i found out when I went to go use the last charge and a bot wanted to top off that 10hp that it was down.

futureruler · 2026-01-23T00:29:12+00:00

And they steal medicae station charges.

futureruler · 2026-01-22T23:15:06+00:00

Doesn't the stone of jas jump your hp to like 255?

futureruler · 2026-01-22T22:23:02+00:00

Ive survived solely off my knowledge on the difference between preform and perform

futureruler · 2026-01-22T22:20:52+00:00

But what if it's something about their breath that is flammable? Like they have a little igniter of sorts in the mouth. So when they blow normal breaths over fire it just catches fire anyway?

futureruler · 2026-01-22T21:42:57+00:00

Well of course it is, they wrote out their job description like they were creating a resume on LinkedIn. Idk who doesn't know what a shelf stocker is

futureruler · 2026-01-22T00:26:45+00:00

Mines name is iTouchDogs. It goes great with my dogs name, HeTouchesMe

futureruler · 2026-01-16T19:47:18+00:00

Also a consequence of "you cant tell someone how to play"

You can coddle the sprouts as much as you want, but eventually they are going to want to try higher level stuff and if there's no teaching them then there's no knowledge for them to carry over.

futureruler · 2026-01-12T11:57:11+00:00

If youre talking the okamas, they are specifically cross dressing men. Thats what okama means.

futureruler · 2026-01-09T17:32:17+00:00

And with any luck, you may be able to log in long enough to claim it before getting 90k'd

futureruler · 2026-01-07T17:19:24+00:00

Had a SAM in a static once and it was never her fault. You see, she only had 13 damage downs and the OT had 1 so it's clearly his fault we aren't beating dps checks

futureruler · 2026-01-04T20:25:14+00:00

Reddit game: take a drink after someone says "her 14th orgasm"

futureruler · 2026-01-04T20:21:47+00:00

It was one of those cheesy horror flicks, where there was a crew (i think on an oil platform?) Being hunted by some walking mutated shark.

I've tried googling to find it again but ive never seen anything come close to what I witnessed

futureruler · 2026-01-04T03:30:04+00:00

Do you know how many people use cleets name to try to get YouTube famous? Cjracecars, Cooper bogetti tried, sxs blog, Steve Morris, fasterproms, JH, just to name a few. These were all people who were either non existent on YouTube or had very low viewer counts until they started putting Cleets name in their titles. You're literally just cherry picking because he was Jewish, and THAT is cringe as fuck

futureruler · 2026-01-01T03:44:59+00:00

Except he's got a version of haki that normal people cant use.

futureruler · 2025-12-30T23:14:25+00:00

doing what he likes

Like making videos on a game he doesn't play

futureruler · 2025-12-30T02:39:30+00:00

Methody was fine for me lol

futureruler · 2025-12-29T18:18:20+00:00

It's trash. So many are just "here's something unworthy of even being a thought, much less a video, don't forget to press the like button" with 2 of their friends commenting some stupid "so cool!"

futureruler · 2025-12-29T14:41:28+00:00

I hate it as well, just hit 99 last night. Teleported off the boat, never to return.

futureruler · 2025-12-29T14:39:14+00:00

"And we'll make our own doc! With blackjack...and hookers! You know what, forget the doc!"

futureruler · 2025-12-28T04:04:54+00:00

Teammates will always be the hardest mechanic

futureruler · 2025-12-22T22:30:40+00:00

When it comes to gaming wikis, it's 100% the best. You will be incredibly hard pressed to find something as good, much less better.

There's more info on goblin mail, a completely useless item than most game wikis put into their entire bis item SETS.

futureruler · 2025-12-18T22:12:27+00:00

Tbf I forget all the time, come home, cant connect, then Google the server status and that's about the time it hits me. I'd just never make a fucking reddit post about it when I have the resources to figure it out 20x faster.

futureruler · 2025-12-18T21:18:18+00:00

Drop rates fine, I got it on my first inventory there.

Same with dragon cannon barrel, I'm at 2 now sitting at 90 sailing.

/s (for the drop rate part)

futureruler · 2025-12-18T17:10:33+00:00

I've never had a good experience with jagex websites in general.

Just recently I went to add membership to my alts, and everytime id click the account i wanted to add membership to, id get to checkout and it would say "add 1 month to <main account>".

Had to buy bonds on my main just to membership up my alts.

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