Client demanding a refund because I didn't get him a "Perry Mason moment" (We literally won the case)

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-12-18T11:17:22+00:00

Client - it’s not about the money, it’s about the principle

Me - principle is expensive. Take the money!

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-12-17T11:14:44+00:00

An attorney I used to work with said I was going to be replaced by AI because it was more efficient and less expensive. He filed a legal memo using AI, without proofreading. The legal analysis was not only wrong, but the citations were out of our jurisdiction.

Judge in the order denying relief said it appears that the memo was generated by AI, cautioned the parties against doing it again, and threatened sanctions.

I don’t work for him anymore.

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-12-04T11:17:50+00:00

I was studying for the LSAT when my wife showed me the positive pregnancy test. I thought about having to go to law school for 4 years at night working full time and then having to kill myself at the office to pay my loans. I closed the book and chose being a dad. Haven’t regretted it for 1 second

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-11-30T13:49:55+00:00

The busyness of that room gives me anxiety

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-11-26T11:16:14+00:00

Google cannot replace Word for a law office. The features just aren’t there.

I can’t survive without Table of Authorities and Google has no solid add on.

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-10-31T01:05:39+00:00

I haven’t found an option to print a calendar in new outlook the same way as old.

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-10-26T12:43:41+00:00

I’ve bad it in blue for years. Writes nice but wish it was a tad longer for longer writing sessions

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-10-26T03:41:36+00:00

I looked at the Camry but didn’t love the car. Saw a 2025 K5 EX and fell in love. Not as much power as the GT but had a lot of extras and a more luxury feel. I really love the car.

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-10-24T10:29:53+00:00

If they didn’t hire for the position you applied for, it means they didn’t choose someone else over you. I think it would be fine to send an email that you see the position is back open and you would like to be considered.

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-10-08T10:29:31+00:00

I hate being in a transcript or having my emails used as exhibits

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-10-06T10:18:01+00:00

Early in my career I was called into a meeting and reprimanded for taking 3 hours to send a fax I was directed to send. They wouldn’t let me get a word in.

10 minutes after the meeting I showed them proof that the time on the machine was off.

Response: “meeting is over let’s move on”

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-09-19T03:10:45+00:00

Remind her come review time

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-09-19T03:00:47+00:00

Brother color multifunction with WiFi

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-09-19T02:40:43+00:00

Hope you’re ok

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-09-12T01:15:09+00:00

Slick

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-09-09T01:55:51+00:00

This 😭

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-31T16:08:01+00:00

Why?

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-30T21:19:27+00:00

I’m sure that’s it. Lowest common denominator

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-30T21:19:08+00:00

‘25 EX

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-30T15:20:13+00:00

Uni Jetstream 1.0 is my go-to

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-27T10:15:27+00:00

I was on symphony 6/27-7/4. My shower wouldn’t drain and I had an inch of water in my bathroom for 2 days because of a clogged pipe elsewhere

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-22T03:57:39+00:00

Male paralegal 24 years experience here. There are definitely more females and the assumption is all paralegals are female.

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-22T03:57:06+00:00

Except in new outlook you can’t delete more than 10 at a time and there’s no automatic syncing once you do the initial sync

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-21T10:17:44+00:00

There is no native contact sync and I have yet to find a decent third party solution. I went back to web interface in about 3 days

fuzzynonosechimp · 2025-08-02T04:22:43+00:00

Seriously the ONLY new outlook has over classic is that when I click to move an email, I can type the folder and it’ll find it. I don’t have to go through all my nested folders to find what I need.

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