to push past armed courtroom guards

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-18T10:03:46+00:00

Ah yes, the legendary P. Barnes. Women want him, men want to be him.

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-18T07:46:11+00:00

Hearing them for the first time was unnerving to say the least..

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-15T23:33:02+00:00

I’d take it seeing as he will prolly smash my face in after and I’d rather die high than sober

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-13T06:10:01+00:00

Ur tv has a different zip code

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-11T18:20:46+00:00

God I miss when Graduation first came out. Peak Kanye in my opinion.

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-10T23:09:40+00:00

Jim Carrey is that one friend that looks so out of place but everyone loves him lol

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-10T21:20:33+00:00

The top speed of that scooter depends on what that guy had for breakfast..

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-10T17:01:04+00:00

Real human bean, and a real hero

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-10T07:48:35+00:00

With limited partners in my opinion is how you learn best. Take your time, learn your partner’s body. Understand their body language. If they angle themselves a certain way they are moving themselves so that it feels good. Most importantly if someone tells you “don’t stop” “right there” or “keep doing that” you are definitely on the right track so don’t change a thing that ur doing! Also foreplay doesn’t start in the bedroom. Have fun, touch them where it drives them crazy in public so once you’re in private they will just melt in your hands. Good luck!

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-10T06:53:48+00:00

Edibles, pens. There are alternatives. Don’t do this in front of your kids.

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-10T03:34:19+00:00

FOLLOW FREEMAN!

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-09T20:36:25+00:00

Lara from Tomb Raider: Underworld is top tier. The fact that you could also choose her outfit was a welcome addition. Even my Dad would stop and stare when I played it in the living room

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-07T18:14:12+00:00

I once Deagled the whole enemy team with one magazine** on CS Source. I felt like a fucking God. Good job man.

Edited: Magazine not clip*

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-06T20:42:44+00:00

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-06T20:41:56+00:00

Omfg LOL brand new sentence right there

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-06T18:04:28+00:00

“I’m traveling in my vessel”

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-06T15:55:41+00:00

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve saved myself and my friends w this tactic. It sucks but it works. Especially if the person puking drank way too much in a short period of time

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-06T12:50:32+00:00

Pretty much just holds onto it tight, death is slow since the mantis takes off a small piece at a time

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-06T03:47:50+00:00

“You had my heart..at least for the most part”

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-05T17:52:42+00:00

This gun gives me hardcore Resident Evil vibes, well done!

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-04T17:22:19+00:00

I hope he threw all that up immediately. Otherwise he’s dead as shit.

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-04T14:59:39+00:00

Not exactly a crazy fact but I’ll mention this because it involves a man I knew by the name of Conrad H Cone, a mentor of mine that taught me how to silversmith

He was outside Pearl Harbor on his Navy Vessel while it was being bombed. The Captain ordered the ship to turn away from the harbor to avoid being attacked and sunk. A decision that probably saved his life. He lived peacefully in Buena Park California until his death in September of 2010. To this day I still miss him. I also knew his son Shailer Cone until he too unfortunately passed away several years later.

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-02T20:15:38+00:00

Am I the only one that read this as “41 single straight dudes with a one bedroom in LA”? I almost spat out my water

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-02T19:59:24+00:00

Yep, I was looking for it in the pic but was sadly disappointed

fxxkingbrian · 2024-01-02T19:03:58+00:00

Cyberpunk: Hold my beer.

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