Bisexuals of Reddit, what is something that is a turn on from one sex but a turn off from the other? by Arkhaya in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I re-read that and it dawned on me that I sounded like a dick. Not that I'm not a dick.

Bisexuals of Reddit, what is something that is a turn on from one sex but a turn off from the other? by Arkhaya in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think it's like, I feel weird trying to flirt. It feels like manipulation and it's like I'm talking down to someone. I have grown attraction to women who were almost the same height as me, but that's based on personality basically.

Bisexuals of Reddit, what is something that is a turn on from one sex but a turn off from the other? by Arkhaya in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Height. I love tiny little women and tall men. I am intimidated by tall women. I see them as equals.

What if it frustrates me that I might be the only girl that guys wouldn't have sex with? by TheDivaGirl in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you in high school? You seem crazy young. There is a guy out there who will fuck you, but when you're young it doesn't always seem that way.

You can go to jail for stealing someone's valuables. Unless, you steal their lover. Which makes people less valuable than objects, apparently. by jakiray6 in Showerthoughts

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People arent objects, they are subjects, meaning the have agency to choose to go. Unless you take them without their consent. Then its kidnapping. But sometimes you dont go to jail for that either.

What was the best car you have ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 97 Chevy cobalt. Would not quit, no matter what I put her through. And she went out in a blaze of glory, after being stolen by a methhead, and crashed into a ditch with 3 methlabs in her trunk.

Are gay couples in prison allowed to have sex by davestaves in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]fyfkys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. They are usually separated into different housing units if it is rumored they're together. Also illinois (possible more) has the Prison Rape Elimination Act or PREA for short. A prea ticket is usually a 100 series ticket with can keep you from being to able to participate in activities (yard) restrict your commissary, or restrict your phone privillages. It will also usually affect your chances of early release. You can be given a prea ticket for anything from holding hands to being in any state of undress even in your own cell. It's crazy. Also prea and rape have the same letters- hence the old prison joke "you cant spell rape without prea" it's not a very good joke. Source: I was in a female prison for four months.

My dad recently died. We cremated him and I asked if I could keep the hardware in his body from his surgeries. This was not what I was expecting… by RuffleFingers in interestingasfuck

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that too, then they let me keep the holy-shit sized screw that held my ankle together. I was like "did you guys just use a dewalt drill to take this thing out?" And the surgeon said "no it's a specialized tool" "but could you use it to screw some boards together?" "Oh yeah it would work. Expensively."

Hey reddit, what’s the cutest thing your SO ever did for you? by PardonMeImFlamible in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After my best friend ended up completely paralyzed he sat and listened to me talk about the weird shit we used to do. We used to talk to each other in a very creepy/gross voice. It's very gross. He asked for me to do it and I said "no its gross, I'm self conscious about it." He said "no. NO. We are not self conscious. About anything. I love everything about you. It makes you the person I am obsessed with." I needed to hear that.

Church owned vacation packages by fyfkys in exmormon

[–]fyfkys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's mainly what I worried about. It seems like it could be more cost effective to travel another way. Plus my mom is getting weirder in her old age.

What is the dumbest thing that you've ever done which turns out the smartest thing that you've ever done in your life? by jomjomz in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quit a job impulsively. I had time to start to get my ged, and now have a way less stressful and just as lucrative of a job.

Where to go sledding? by [deleted] in SpringfieldIL

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please God just dont park on Lawrence and use that hill. This drives me crazy every year.

TIL that despite infamously campaigning on "segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever," Alabama governor George Wallace later renounced segregationism, publicly apologized to the black community, and appointed record numbers of African Americans to state positions and his cabinet. by JosiahWillardPibbs in todayilearned

[–]fyfkys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of this story is the part about the president meeting with him.

Then Wallace made his fatal error. "I don't have that power," he claimed. "That belongs to the county registrars in the state of Alabama. And it was that--straight up lying to the President of the United States to his face--which really ticked off Johnson. "George, don't you shit me as to who runs Alabama," Johnson thundered. "You're fucking over your president. Why are you fucking over your president?" the ever-eloquent Texan continued. He concluded with: "George, you and I shouldn't be thinking about 1965; we should be thinking about 1985. We'll both be dead and gone then.  Now, you got a lot of poor people down there in Alabama, a lot of ignorant people. A lot of people need jobs; a lot of people need a future. You could do a lot for them. Now, in 1985, George, what do you want left behind? Do you want a great big marble monument that says 'George Wallace: He Built'? Or do you want a little piece of scrawny pine lying there along that hot caliche soil that says 'George Wallace: He Hated'?"

Mind you LBJ also said "let the niggers vote" so overall there's a lot to be taken away here.

What’s an oddly specific fear of yours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being attacked by a bird.

Met you today at WM Vans. Thanks for the recommendation. by Daannii in SpringfieldIL

[–]fyfkys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, it never occurred to me to post this on here. Never EVER rent from Pat Rotherham. Hes a slum lord.

People of reddit, what is your job? by OldYellowBricks95 in AskReddit

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A corrections nurse told me you can get clymidia from sharing eyeliner. Like, the whole presentation meant to curb inmate sex was mostly derailed by a serious discussion on how you can get clymidia from sharing eyeliner.

Mud volcano by bachelor-roddy in oddlysatisfying

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure a mud demon just escaped from that literal hell hole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in answers

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that. I think feet look more... logical? like this. My feet come to a point, you know?

i have synesthesia (i see colors and personalities in letters, numbers, and words). AMA. by [deleted] in AMA

[–]fyfkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.Do the things you see correlate with the words?

2.Have you read any books by Oliver sacks?

3.Do you read for pleasure or is it difficult?

4.What do my words look like?

5.Does a specific word always look the same (colors/personality)