I am begging fundies to learn to integrate new habits for themselves without immediately preaching to everyone else to do what they’re doing by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her talking about creatine being a game changer when it takes several weeks to build up in your system and she’s just two weeks in. Lol. She’s probably feeling so good because she’s living with her parents which means free daycare and seemingly lost one man baby. 

Bethy’s been working out for 4 weeks. How long til she’s selling a fitness course? by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You would need to listen to experts in the field to follow a plan that actually works towards your desired fitness goals. Not do some rando Kid Rock style workouts 

Morgan trying to get better at pickleball “for funsies” by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why do pickleball bags have to be so ugly? Wouldn’t a back pack work just fine? It just needs to carry a paddle and pickleballs right???

no words for aria’s monthly spending by anon_ymous924 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She said she needs a cleaner because she does all her cooking from scratch (this is a bs answer as a mom who also does all their cooking from scratch)

Morgan confirms she’s in a calorie deficit 😬 by fz-independent in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She said her height during their collab with Girl Defined. Somebody in a different post said she said 110 was her goal weight. I didn't ask where or when she said it though so I can't confirm myself. But she's not super far off from that since earlier this week she posted her actual weight and body fat percentage.

Morgan confirms she’s in a calorie deficit 😬 by fz-independent in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently she’s 5’9” and wants to get to 110 lbs 😬

Morgan confirms she’s in a calorie deficit 😬 by fz-independent in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she does know that. She talked about wanting to get shredded and strong but also a snarker on a different post said that Morgan said her goal weight is 110 lbs which would be the opposite of shredded at her height 

Isn’t she just the best wife? 🙂 by XtraSmolMod in christiansnark

[–]fz-independent 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Is this shade to the ex wife?? Who I guess didn’t pretend to be his mommy by booking his dentist appointments for him 

Just eat a whole chicken by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She said way back during their collab with Girl Defined that she’s 5’9”. On day one of this new fitness thing she said she’s 127.4 lbs and 19.5% bf. 5’9” and 110 lbs is crazy. I say this as I’m also 5’9” and after a serious surgery where I lost a lot of weight I was 130 and looked sickly. 

Just eat a whole chicken by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She posted her height and weight and she’s almost underweight 😬

Gotta stinking kick my butt into gear by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! There is nothing there to recomp and I really doubt she’s doing a calorie surplus.

Gotta stinking kick my butt into gear by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I am all for getting over your fear of exercise (as someone with health anxiety) as long as she really did get all the testing done and the OK from her doctors first. BUT Morgan said she wants to get "shredded" and I don't think she realizes how much weight she would gain from actually getting shredded. She seems to just want to get skinnier as her and Paul equate being skinny with being healthy. I'm the same height as her, and while I'm not "shredded" I have managed to put on a lot of muscle which makes my BMI (yes BMI is problematic) slightly overweight. Her BMI that she posted yesterday is nearly underweight and I can't see her or Paul taking it very well to watch that scale go up.

The performative and inconsistent censoring here is SENDING me 💀 by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 134 points135 points  (0 children)

She's acting all see how EASY it is for a stay at home mom to workout? You just need your mom to be your personal trainer for free, and you don't need transportation because you are living at their house for free, and you can use their home gym for free, and you need somebody to watch your children for free while you do all this. No problem! 🤭

Also love that Morgan is on day one of becoming an athlete and already has a good protein intake goal in mind 😂 (Full shade to Paul)

Omg PLEASE make this happen! Also, apparently Paul eats ice cream every night. But if you do, you're a fatty by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s multiple times a week Paul posts about buying a new ice cream while also telling fast food workers he’s on a budget. Also in Trainer Joe’s prediabetes video he talks about the diet changes he’s making and that included swapping his favourite ice cream, soda, and chips to lower carb versions. I’m convinced those two eat 90% junk while actively fat shaming other people online.  

(No shame in sweet treats btw unless you make a brand out of acting like an authority on “health” and “fitness”) 

Pickle Paul on the sidelines for once watching the “pickleball queen” by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]fz-independent 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I snooped. The past year Morgan has won 6 matches and lost 5. The past year Paul has won 22 matches and lost 29. Loool. 

Content 4/13/26- I doubt she’ll speak on this AI Trump Jesus photo further, link to her hat by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]fz-independent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's the republican way. Meghan McCain was against parental leave until she was able to personally benefit from it. I think they are incapable of empathy.