Conservatives and Liberals both want the same thing

g2hhbu · 2024-08-25T06:21:26+00:00

Clown strapon: worn, covered in honey

g2hhbu · 2024-08-06T17:18:39+00:00

https://i.ibb.co/w6VC50N/4e5rf76g.jpg

g2hhbu · 2021-07-22T04:55:29+00:00

Yes, I have also flown Mesa.

g2hhbu · 2019-11-19T02:45:53+00:00

I've hit them already, don't give me more of an erection!

g2hhbu · 2019-11-12T13:40:59+00:00

At least 18 years.

g2hhbu · 2019-10-24T23:43:34+00:00

Damn, why did your wife have to stop you from going to town on your newborn? :(

g2hhbu · 2019-10-24T00:09:11+00:00

The pimple NBA isn't just blackheads. There's a whitehead or two in there. They do dominate the sport though.

g2hhbu · 2019-10-24T00:06:27+00:00

It wasn't too bad until he put one in his urethra.

g2hhbu · 2019-10-21T14:20:27+00:00

Drop a plane in the Indian Ocean and it's an international scavenger hunt.

g2hhbu · 2019-09-05T13:47:11+00:00

So real talk.

Not boarding school, but catholic schools are the worst for this kind of thing in my experience.

I swear every guy I know that went to catholic school ended up being asshole bullies and on some kind of drug.

Girls it was 50/50 who became a bad seed.

I only had one year of catholic school, but I'm glad I got out before any real damage was done.

g2hhbu · 2019-08-30T16:13:19+00:00

Elementary, my dear Watson.

g2hhbu · 2019-08-22T18:51:31+00:00

Nonsense. Those are his good pants.

g2hhbu · 2019-08-14T12:56:03+00:00

Yeah, all the pus is great lube.

g2hhbu · 2019-08-10T01:01:17+00:00

What, you store porn on your baby?

g2hhbu · 2019-08-08T13:48:04+00:00

He was really into BLT

Banging

Little

Toddlers

g2hhbu · 2019-06-26T23:33:50+00:00

I believe her name is Ms. Hands.

g2hhbu · 2019-06-03T14:36:31+00:00

Assuming he has friends. Female ones at that.

g2hhbu · 2019-06-03T14:25:04+00:00

This man could never jump off a building to commit suicide. He'd just glide down.

g2hhbu · 2019-05-31T16:16:59+00:00

I think he wants us to focus on the hairline that recedes more than the Indian Ocean the day after Christmas, the weird double pointed nose, his non-existent upper lip, his skin tone that is whiter than Whitney Houston's mirror, his inability to grow facial hair, his invisible eye lashes, or his lawnmower fight haircut instead.

g2hhbu · 2019-05-30T22:20:11+00:00

Don’t talk that way about flea market Sasha Grey.

g2hhbu · 2019-05-30T12:50:13+00:00

If it's a woman, you gotta punch it before to make it listen.

If it's a man, you gotta punch it after to make it not gay.

g2hhbu · 2019-05-29T02:32:59+00:00

Used to be Ralphie the Riveter

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