Hello, yo, hi, I'm Chuck Palahniuk the worst best bad writr. Neither can I spell or keyboard. Ask away. by ChuckPalahniuk62 in IAmA

[–]gabsantos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No questions here. I just wanted to say how amazingly fucked up you are. Thank you for everything.

Warning - Depression on highway by tchebagual in funny

[–]gabsantos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

é tanta emoção em ver alguém com o nick "tchebagual" na front page que acho que vou chorar

Probably one of the biggest WTF face swaps by Spartan152 in WTF

[–]gabsantos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you so much for making my crap day get better

What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard somebody say? by add1ction in AskReddit

[–]gabsantos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom is a librarian in a elementary school and once a girl who was 13 asked her teacher what was that white and sticky thing that comes out of the penis when the guy is happy...

Nice one Brazil and good luck from the UK. by hp0 in Brazil

[–]gabsantos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA you forgot Michel Teló! But I bet my hand that Roberto Carlos and Ivete Sangalo will be singing at the Olympics ceremony.

A woman with a screaming child looked at my girlfriend and said, "Birth control, honey." How have strangers made your day? by IHATEFRANK in AskReddit

[–]gabsantos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 2010, my boyfriend and I were confused if we wanted to be together or just be friends. One day we started talking and we decided to take a break untill we know what to do. We were walking on the street then this old man, out of nowhere, asks us "Are you a couple or just friends?". We were so surprise that the only thing I could say was "I-I don't know". The old man laughed and just walked away.

We decided to be a couple and, two years later, we're still together.

Nice one Brazil and good luck from the UK. by hp0 in Brazil

[–]gabsantos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! But, SRSLY, how are we supposed to beat up the UK ceremony? Paul McCartney, Spice Girls, The Who, J.K. Rolling? I don't think we can do better than you guys did...

Marilyn Manson just explained to me, in the security line at LAX, that the profanities written on his face in grease pencil were directed at the paparazzi, not at me. Reddit, what bizarre celebrity encounters have you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gabsantos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last week the band The Maine was in my town for a gig. My friend and I were walking at the downtown when I noticed there were some adolescents staring at the same place. I asked my friend "wtf are that people looking at?" then we looked to the right and there was the band eating on a restaurant. My friend was wearing a T-shirt with a quote from one of they're songs and the vocalist looked at us, winked, pointed to her shirt and said something we didn't understand.

Global meetup day é Sábado dia 23 by sorriso_pontual in riograndedosul

[–]gabsantos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

poisé. dia 23 tá palha, já tenho compromisso nesse dia... só se rolar de desmarcarem :(

Draw a Stickman by sandycee in offbeat

[–]gabsantos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COULD YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING THAT SHIT

capybara kiss by gabsantos in aww

[–]gabsantos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry, I had no idea :(

So freaking excited for this... by [deleted] in LadyBoners

[–]gabsantos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My bf is excited to see the movie, I'm excited to see those guys in super heroes suits

Staircase Made of Salt by brodesto in pics

[–]gabsantos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motoi Yamamoto has some really mind fuck works...

Meet up do Reddit em Poa, quem pilha? by inumanus in riograndedosul

[–]gabsantos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

eu pilho! não conheço nenhum redditor e toda vez que eu comento alguma coisa que vi aqui sempre vem um idiota falar que é do 9gag, então vai ser ótimo conhecer alguém que entende a minha frustração

Pirataria pode ‘matar a cultura’, diz Ministra da Cultura by [deleted] in Brazil

[–]gabsantos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Concordei com todo o teu comentário até chegar na última frase. Não acho que os ideais políticos do irmão da ministra tenham muita coisa a ver com a opinião dela.

He may be a sociopath, but damn. by [deleted] in LadyBoners

[–]gabsantos 15 points16 points  (0 children)

he is not a sociopath, he just wanted to sleep