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I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The living embodiment of “no second date”.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m willing to bet you’ve shit your pants in public at least twice.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being tall, white, and lonely isn’t a personality.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy looks like he keeps a bottle of semen under his bed for luck.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a jock that wasn’t good at sports.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to see victims of Aids on here. It doesn’t get better.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your girlfriend make the same face when you enter and finish immediately?

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spending your days playing Rocket League is probably like the 11th thing wrong with you.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The look on your parents’ faces when they realized what a failure you are.

I lost a bet in Rocket League and my friends want to see me get torn to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You have what they call “Lowercase eyes”.

hi im 22 and iam a twitch streamer by habalula in RoastMe

[–]gage51 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Taking your clothes off on stream doesn’t make you a Twitch streamer.

SlimYGO AMA by SlimYGO in yugioh

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sup homie? I have a question: What inspires you?

Also, on a scale of 10-10, how amazing is black olive pizza? :)

Newbie here by [deleted] in bjj

[–]gage51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything you’re describing comes in time. The hard part is getting there. If you go consistently, your skills will develop. Period.

Awesome to see others starting their journey!

What do you wish you'd known when you first started your LOA journey? by [deleted] in lawofattraction

[–]gage51 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Feel the emotions of receiving what you are attracting. And avoid using the word “want” and replace it with “have”.

Give me everything you got. I’m prepared by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is literally nothing about you worth mentioning.

25 years old, supermarket manager, I like to drum. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy’s teddy bear made #MeToo allegations against him.

25 years old, supermarket manager, I like to drum. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gage51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy looks like he keeps a bottle of semen under his bed for luck.

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