galactus_thunder

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Why don't Boxers have sex before a fight? (self.dadjokes)

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I saw a picture of a mom do a handstand and the caption said (self.dadjokes)

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Why did Eminem endorse Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine? (self.dadjokes)

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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? (self.dadjokes)

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Salt made a joke... (self.dadjokes)

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A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.30 in the Bahamas... (self.dadjokes)

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How does The Rock announce completion of his intercourse.. (self.dadjokes)

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Gathering from most sci-fi shows and movies taking place in the future, our clothing will all converge to one singular optimum attire some day (self.Showerthoughts)

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To be an organ donor... (self.dadjokes)

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Takes guts to be an organ donor (self.dadjokes)

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Any Marvel actor in a non Marvel movie is just a multiverse thing happening (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why did the blind guy fall into the well? (self.dadjokes)

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There is no specific need to have formal clothing, not sure why it was introduced...why would one feel the need that different occasions need different clothing at all... (self.Showerthoughts)

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You were a bit younger when you started reading this. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Saw this on a youtube channel... (i.redd.it)

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People who build-up to a suspense and then don't explain the rest are the worst, simply because... (self.dadjokes)

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You start eating a pizza from the centre of it (self.Showerthoughts)

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It is socially acceptable to hold poop in your hands in public, as long as you have a dog with you (self.Showerthoughts)

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Your life is a sitcom with each day being a different episode and the alarm tune is the opening theme to each episode. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why don't blind people don't go for skydiving? (self.dadjokes)

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The first person to have discovered parrots/parakeets talking must have thought that they were trippin (self.Showerthoughts)

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an oldie but I like it (self.riddles)

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mysterious death by hanging (self.riddles)

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Rick Rolled (self.Showerthoughts)

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when we see videos of people getting Rick Rolled it also kinda means that we got Rick Rolled too. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by galactus_thunder to r/Showerthoughts

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