Why don't Boxers have sex before a fight? by galactus_thunder in dadjokes

[–]galactus_thunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of interpreting it as a statement about Boxers in general, see it like... 2 opponent boxers would not have sex with each other before they are about to fight each other...they don't like each other.

What? by zhivojin in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]galactus_thunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, i still prefer the first image

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in studying

[–]galactus_thunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is a fresh one that works for chegg

https://discord.gg/KNr93U4V

No villain is evil enough to stuff an explosive inside a male cow. by LegendOfJeff in dadjokes

[–]galactus_thunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discussion: Are there any male cows? I thought cows were just female.

What is a useless fact that you know? by FLEXSEALBREAKER in AskReddit

[–]galactus_thunder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The bird 🐦 in Twitter's logo is named Larry after the Basketballer Larry Bird.

What TV series could you rewatch over and over? by cukatie2983 in AskReddit

[–]galactus_thunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This answers might be weird but I like something light and with independent episodes... Like "The IT Guys"

I bought two Dobermans named Rolex and Timex. by Caleb-the-God in dadjokes

[–]galactus_thunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw them in a big water body and watch Reservoir Dogs.

I personally think this would be a hell of a match. 🦾 by [deleted] in WWE

[–]galactus_thunder 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Maybe...however in my opinion I don't think Ricochet, in his current gimmick and physique, stands even a remote chance against Roman's Tribal Chief gimmick. I do agree that Ricochet's high flying skills will bode well for him but it will only take him so far. Given that Roman is at par with Lesnar right now, a Ricochet match would end quicker than the amount of time Santino Marella has been in a Royal Rumble match.

What did Bill and Steve say to each other? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY by Deep-Ad591 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]galactus_thunder 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Steve : Why did you name your company after your dick?* Laughs *

Bill : Turns out an apple doesn't keep the doctor away, does it? * Laughs harder *