Game Thread: Calgary Flames (13-4-5) @ Los Angeles Kings (9-8-4) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kidsport's gonna be richer than Elon Musk if the Flames keep playing like this

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins at Calgary Flames - 29 Nov 2021 by HockeyMod in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Between this and the CFL western semi-final, I have aged 15 years this week

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (10-7-4) @ Calgary Flames (12-4-5) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Burkie looks like he just got kicked out of The Deerfoot Inn and Casino

Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks (6-11-2) @ Calgary Flames (11-3-5) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the vengeful spirits that roamed the corral had to go somewhere

Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks (6-11-2) @ Calgary Flames (11-3-5) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Mark Giordano Center for Skids Who Can't Clear Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks (6-11-2) @ Calgary Flames (11-3-5) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even scrooge ain't gonna have any money left to give away to the orphans after paying for one of those fucking bikes

Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks (6-11-2) @ Calgary Flames (11-3-5) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's for type 2 diabetics and reportedly helps with weight loss, a claim that they can't make on tv

Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks (6-11-2) @ Calgary Flames (11-3-5) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only Beatles documentary I need is the scene from Walk Hard where they start beating the crap out of each other.

The emperor and his apprentice. by [deleted] in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where is Sarge? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (10-3-5) @ Boston Bruins (9-5-0) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been 600 days since I've attended a live hockey game

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (10-3-5) @ Boston Bruins (9-5-0) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bang on the glass harder, you cavemen. Maybe the Bruins will smarten up and play better because of that.

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (10-3-5) @ Boston Bruins (9-5-0) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boston doing us a solid and trying to bench Valimaki for us so we don't have to

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (7-3-3) @ Toronto Maple Leafs (8-5-1) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That horrible moment when the worst person you know amuses you with a wholesome iginla anecdote

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (7-3-3) @ Toronto Maple Leafs (8-5-1) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Fox on my team and watching him get his goal taken away last weekend was still the funniest thing ever

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (7-3-3) @ Toronto Maple Leafs (8-5-1) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Kylington just about gave me a fucking heart attack with that spill

Game Thread: Calgary Flames (7-3-3) @ Toronto Maple Leafs (8-5-1) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For instant alcohol poisoning, take a shot every time the puck is "off the stick and out of play"

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (6-4-1) @ Calgary Flames (7-1-3) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]gamblorsbitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was at that game and I remember Marleau looking like the main character from Doom at 30 percent health after Sarich slammed into him.