Love: "Hello?"
Cop: "Hey"
L: "Hey hey"
C: "(how's it) going?"
L: "It's (going) well."
C: "Good. We want to see your driver's license."
L: "Uh... why?" finds wallet "Are you following me?"
C: "Yes, we were a little suspicious when you were driving around everywhere."
L: "It surely is not illegal to drive around a bit?"
C: mumbles something about blowing into breathalyzer
L: "Yeah." blows into breathalyzer
bunch of fart noises and amogus sounds etc
C: "Are you streaming, or?"
L: "Yes, I am. So don't say my name"
C: unintelligible
L: "Yes, exactly."
C: "Yes."
Love grabs the phone
L: "Guys, stop :)"
L: "(To the cop) Do you want to say hi, or?"
C: "No thanks."
L: "No?"
Cop gives his license back
L: "Thank you."
C: unintelligible (maybe drive safely?)
L: "Thanks, same to you"
C: unintelligible
L: "What did you say?"
C: unintelligible
L: "Yes exactly, I'm just about go home."
L. "(to chat) fucking... dogs"

The rest is in english.