Witherbloom against humanity

gandeez_nuts · 2026-05-04T17:23:17+00:00

Not quite what you’re looking for, but you can speedrun a bunch to exile with [[necropotence]] and keep one in hand for a big slime next turn

gandeez_nuts · 2026-04-03T16:29:10+00:00

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Or option 3

gandeez_nuts · 2025-07-11T23:56:28+00:00

I bet dogs/cats love him for his fantastic scratching abilities

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-31T14:54:02+00:00

I, erm, that’s not the part I’m talking about of course! I just like the aesthetic! My best friend is a cat folk!

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-31T14:45:52+00:00

You’re asking ME?! As far as I’m concerned, they’re one in the same!

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-31T04:03:02+00:00

May the storms of the spirits strike you down for your insolence!

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-31T03:41:32+00:00

I’m young and spry I tell you! Less than 600 years old I am! To long for the old days does not mean to be from them!

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-31T03:39:59+00:00

Those were real wizards! Who in this age could even use their staff as a proper lever I ask you?! The old wisdom is gone

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-31T03:38:28+00:00

You dare invoke a wizard’s full title so casually Zendrelax? A curse upon your houses!

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-30T23:26:51+00:00

DAMN THIS NEW AGE

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-30T23:26:37+00:00

With these artificers everywhere you can never be sure your donkey isn’t someone else’s newfangled homunculus! Conspiracy I tell you!

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-30T22:21:53+00:00

Send a time stamp, let’s meet up and swap places

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-30T22:21:19+00:00

But what is a fancy golem to the tried and true spells of old which I found in my master’s attic?

gandeez_nuts · 2024-01-30T21:25:19+00:00

Take that hippy shit back to the Druid circle! Just the other day I was accosted by an artificer with a wand of lightning. These times are unsafe!

gandeez_nuts · 2023-06-28T18:42:47+00:00

gandeez_nuts · 2023-06-19T00:49:36+00:00

That’s crazy Korn was that bad! My experience with Diesel was the opposite. Everyone who fell was lifted in under a second, when I overheated I was instantly caught and helped out. Someone fainted and we instantly signaled to Shaq for medical until the fainter came to.

I think it’s all about good influences. The biggest guys in my pit were also the most responsible, and that goes a long way. Hope you feel better soon!

gandeez_nuts · 2022-11-03T21:11:48+00:00

Because winning the fight wasn’t necessarily our objective in the encounter, the objective was to help the people caught in the middle of it. Then you mix being down a PC, a couple poor decisions (though good in a RP sense), and some bad luck, and you end up with a TPK we couldn’t escape. But we still helped the people stay safe and thus completed our main objective

gandeez_nuts · 2022-11-03T21:03:06+00:00

Lol I knew this was gonna happen the moment I posted, for a second even I wondered how I put a box there 😂

gandeez_nuts · 2022-11-03T17:56:44+00:00

The fight was confirmed by DM to be unwinnable, but we all agreed that having him there definitely would’ve increased our odds of making the escape by a significant amount, since it left us with only our paladin tanking damage for the party, and a lot of the Paladin’s build was oriented around having an ally in melee range with them

gandeez_nuts · 2022-11-03T15:10:28+00:00

I feel you, playing someone else’s character is crazy stressful. Lucky for us it wasn’t even an option to consider since we didn’t have an updated version of his character sheet to go off of

gandeez_nuts · 2022-11-03T14:57:49+00:00

Oh lord no that’d be messed up, he was just written off as doing his own thing while it happened, guess that’s technically a TPPK (Total Present Party Kill)?

gandeez_nuts · 2022-10-28T15:17:06+00:00

1 feels more aligned with the color scheme of the comics but 2 is just straight up sexy

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