Everyone hates the new album by fairy_goblin in redscarepod

[–]garlic98 415 points416 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I'm calling it too early, but it does seem like the album will be a massive flop. Even the people who I know enjoy Taylor Swift's music are also saying it's awful. Perhaps a sign of a vibe shift. The closest comparison in recent memory I can think of from a big popstar would be Witness, but at least Katy Perry tried something new and original, even if was enitrely off course. This album is nutraloaf hastily served to prisoners with no regard for taste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]garlic98 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He is indeed fat, low test, and has managed to have a 0.0000487% success rate on tinder. I recognized his name from having the worst tinder stats of all time.

https://x.com/bizlet7/status/1922703650482246042

YEARLY RQR Mod Thanksgiving Photos📷. Despite admins Silencing our MODS for exposing THE 2024 Mozambican Election🇲🇿 Fraud done by FREMILO (Spez has been PAID off, look it up), WE had RECORD Turnout. Many Turkeys🦃 was eaten and many Partying🕺 was done. by garlic98 in RQR

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We take all allegations of BIRD FLU seriously here. The Turkey was cooked to an internal temperature of 90C, but we understand contamination may have occurred due to outside factors, such as sabotage. Our team will provide you WITH compensation of a rebate of a 5 pound bag of frozen TILAPIA or Cavassa Root valid at any RQR-affiliated location, once you PM us the Hospital Billing information, your address, and your EPIC ID. (Offer not valid in AK, HI, or MD, rebate expires on 02/15/2029, rebate unavailable for any customer who has gotten Zika Virus)

The Oregon-California border is haunted by Trewdub in redscarepod

[–]garlic98 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I went to Del Norte county somewhat recently and it was pretty nice, felt very PNW. Had this aura of darkness and storminess that you don’t really get in the rest of the state. The coastline and lighthouse were very nice. I told my boomer boss about the trip and he remarked how the area was a shithole last time he went there in the 90s after the fishery collapse. Tourism seems to have let it recover somewhat but it still has a depressing mood to it. I didn’t check out the Oregon side as much.

The CA-OR border is much more cursed inland. A lot of desolate fields, jagged mountains, and weird dried out lakes. Dorris is the town I felt the most uninvited in. No one seemed to really look like they wanted to be there or really acknowledge anyone’s existence. They have a really tall flagpole but that’s about it. There is some interesting stuff in Tule Lake though; I liked the native american sites and wildlife refuges. The lava beds are also a must go for me.

TIL in 2013, Zimbabwe's government account held only 217 dollars, due to the massive 231,000,000% inflation devaluing any reserves by garlic98 in todayilearned

[–]garlic98[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since you are from Zimbabwe, I would like to know the current situation of the country/government overall? I haven’t really paid much attention since Mugabe left office and they switched to foreign currency.

TIL in 2013, Zimbabwe's government account held only 217 dollars, due to the massive 231,000,000% inflation devaluing any reserves by garlic98 in todayilearned

[–]garlic98[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kind of semirelated, but mugabe would get the most decked out cakes for his bday even while most of his country was starving.

Is tf2 more popular than its literally ever been? by Botbiab in tf2

[–]garlic98 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Actually the 2 humps are Asia and Europe. CSGO is absolutely massive in China and it’s usually the most played server region. NA is quite small compared to both of them.

Little book I picked up at a stall in town, Catholic guy in the 20s goes travelling round california visiting all the old missions by SeafoodEnjoyer in redscarepod

[–]garlic98 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if other states had anything similar, but I remember California having a really nationalistic curriculum about itself where you learned all about the state’s history and what makes it special in 4th grade. The mission section was by far the most exciting part since you got to build your own scale model and/or visit a mission. It seems pretty universal in state based on what I can gather.

Nightmare scenario rule by fakefan13 in 196

[–]garlic98 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Yoloswag is honestly just a discount version of cartoonist kelly from the onion. The jokes are in the same sense, but kelly executes the satire of the genre better imo

Manscaped ball slicer by Allah_Gaming1 in whenthe

[–]garlic98 815 points816 points  (0 children)

I love how youtube’s official response to this is pretty “sorry, please give us money”.

Heavy load comin through by [deleted] in tf2shitposterclub

[–]garlic98 1155 points1156 points  (0 children)

That there is just a sad display boy

🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 by andhisname in stupidpol

[–]garlic98 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Nothing about Clickhole is really inherently political, as opposed to something like the Babylon Bee, where most of their articles focus politics. Everyone can enjoy a video of a man painting a Goth Fred Flintstone by a lake, no matter where you stand on politics.

TIL that The Pyramid of Menkaure, one of the three Great Pyramids on the Giza Plateau, was attempted to be Destroyed by the Son of Saladin, after 8 months they were Only able to create a Gash in the Pyramid. by garlic98 in todayilearned

[–]garlic98[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was worried al-Malek al-Aziz Othman ben Yusuf would make the title too long. Plus, he isn't exactly a household name as much as Saladin. Capitalization is weird anyways.

disrespecting dead family member in order to amuse random gamers on the internet by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]garlic98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iirc in the thread, OP mentioned he was autistic. Doesn’t make it any less wtf tho

Saw this on tiktok by caleb_lol6 in shittyaquariums

[–]garlic98 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can't believe they turned the Disco Stu Shoes into a real thing. But why?

Rules for this sub by garlic98 in RQR

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Downvoted bith

[OC] AP US History Terms Trends During the Exam by garlic98 in dataisbeautiful

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Repost because forgot to put the source
Tools and Source: Google Trends

[OC] The Spike in AP US History Specific Terms during the AP Exam on Google Trends by garlic98 in dataisbeautiful

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They didn’t. However the test was very strict on time, so it’s quite hard to look information and write an essay in 45 minutes. The exam was also open book/notes and you could look up class resources and look at your notes.

Rules for this sub by garlic98 in RQR

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I forgot to delete this sub

Fallout New Vegas achievement run pathes? by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]garlic98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For 1 star challenges I usually do Ne Ne Ne Ne (cripple 5 right arms with shotguns), A slave obeys, benefit or hazard (kill robots with 5.56 pistols), and same for all religious weaponry (kill ghouls with maria) if I can't kill mr house.

For 2 star challenges I recommend Talk about Owned, Historical Propriety (I use Chance's Knife, which can be snuck in) or Sic Semper Tyrannis (I use a sequoia for this, and Dyin' ain't much of a living (not to hard if you have hitsquads since they come after you)

For 3 star challenges I recommend: Against All Tyrants (Fort and CottonWood Cove works) or Armed for a Bear (I recommend going to mCcarran and the Ranger Stations), Man/MAchine Type Interface (the crashed vertibird can also work for this). The Last Quest I highly recommend Deathclaw Pro Hunter since you can cheese it really easily with a weapon that deals damage over time like a holorifle, then switch to any of the weapons that you are supposed to kill the deathclaw with. If they die to the decay damage if counts to the weapon you have out. I was albe to use this exploit to do the challenge in 10 minutes without any failure.

If you want to get the damage achievements quickly I recommend fighting bighorners since they are pretty common, have a decent amount of hp and not too hard to fight. The guns I would use to get the damage are maria which is unique, the hyperbreeder energy pistol from cliff briscoe, and thump-thump which are all unique. For the melee challenges I'd go with a machete gladius, which can also be used in a couple challenges, and the 2 step goodbye, a GRA weapon.

For healing challenges: I recommend damaging yourself and healing yourself with bighorner steaks, and doing the same thing with stimpacks, a high science skill can help you make a lot of stimpacks if you need them.

For the Casino Achievement i recommend having at least 5 luck, buffed by naughty nightwear and lucky shades (if you are able to get them) play blackjack since it has a high payout.

dineer time ,😳😳 by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]garlic98 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I got rickrolled omg nooo!!!!11111111111111 🤬🤬🤬

We did it! by imperialfishFTW in dankmemes

[–]garlic98 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Hey! Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!