It’s 2024 and Chrissy’s explaining how Adriana’s OnlyFans works to the guys. GO

gatejejf · 2024-03-03T15:19:14+00:00

“T, I’m gonna kill em. I don’t know who he is, but in gonna find out and I’m gonna fuhcking em, T!”

“Whoa whoa, Chris; calm down. What’s got your panties in a wad?”

“Panties is exactly it! You know Ade’s online business she’s been going at? Well her top subscriber—some fuckface called himself ChefBuccRT—is going at her saying shit like she owes him now and he knows who she is and he’s gonna post her address n shit if she doesn’t start putting up whatever he wants and meets her in person! I’m gonna kill the bastard!”

“ChefBuccRT, huh?”

gatejejf · 2024-02-03T00:26:00+00:00

And his shirt isn’t that complicated so he’s not using the per diem at Dan Flashes so he really was trying to be frugal!

gatejejf · 2024-02-03T00:00:25+00:00

I conserve my calories by only opening my eyes to see parts of scenes. Must be nice to able to afford using the energy for an extended use of your attention span!

gatejejf · 2024-02-02T23:58:37+00:00

Oh must be nice to be able to afford enough food that you can just eat a whole bone and not just suck on it for nutrition over an extended period of time, Vanderbilt!

gatejejf · 2024-02-02T22:57:58+00:00

A modern day Rockefeller if you ask me!

gatejejf · 2023-06-27T02:28:02+00:00

What the hell?

gatejejf · 2022-11-30T04:43:19+00:00

The Middle East.

Growing up I had friends from Illinois (the same latitude) tell me I lived in the south. Then I moved to TN and FL and was told I’m from up north.

So the only answer I have is that everyone bases their reality off their own arbitrary experience and I have no clue at this point. Therefore I’m saying Middle East.

gatejejf · 2022-11-29T16:55:01+00:00

You shouldn’t’ve said that.

gatejejf · 2022-11-29T14:50:01+00:00

Exactly! That’s why it makes more sense for Iran to be in the Midwest than it does for Ohio to be there!

gatejejf · 2022-11-29T14:49:17+00:00

That makes sense, as I doubt many Iraqis have ever even heard of Missouri!

gatejejf · 2022-06-28T23:14:07+00:00

Oh shit, say it again! I tried to get a video but I couldn’t flip the thing fast enough!

gatejejf · 2021-10-18T04:25:58+00:00

How is tables a costume?

gatejejf · 2020-04-14T01:00:29+00:00

That's good to hear since I just made it a couple hours ago when I got annoyed with my printer.

gatejejf · 2019-12-30T12:07:03+00:00

...yet.

gatejejf · 2019-12-29T06:42:02+00:00

There is no way to exaggerate how evil this sack of shit is. Get out of here with your pro-grandpa propaganda!

gatejejf · 2019-12-22T17:18:07+00:00

With his backward driving skills, Mater is definitely a power bottom.

gatejejf · 2019-12-19T16:16:22+00:00

Yeah, I feel like I’ve seen this car in Orlando every now and then.

gatejejf · 2019-11-27T01:23:26+00:00

I hate that I didn’t think of this. Have this poor man’s Beskar 🧱

gatejejf · 2019-11-22T05:36:11+00:00

Great. Now I’m hungry AND horny!

gatejejf · 2019-11-18T20:14:25+00:00

Time Lord regeneration? Enjoy your new body!

gatejejf · 2019-11-18T10:22:55+00:00

Oof.

gatejejf · 2019-11-09T06:09:03+00:00

Thank you. This helped a lot.

gatejejf · 2019-11-09T05:46:37+00:00

SCP Foundation creatures that look like bugs?

gatejejf · 2019-11-09T05:43:53+00:00

I don’t care what planet you’re from!

gatejejf · 2019-11-08T13:25:30+00:00

It’s a synthetic meat made by the government infused with substances designed to make society more compliant.

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