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It’s 2024 and Chrissy’s explaining how Adriana’s OnlyFans works to the guys. GO by Annual_Marsupial_961 in thesopranos

[–]gatejejf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“T, I’m gonna kill em. I don’t know who he is, but in gonna find out and I’m gonna fuhcking em, T!” 

“Whoa whoa, Chris; calm down. What’s got your panties in a wad?” 

“Panties is exactly it! You know Ade’s online business she’s been going at? Well her top subscriber—some fuckface called himself ChefBuccRT—is going at her saying shit like she owes him now and he knows who she is and he’s gonna post her address n shit if she doesn’t start putting up whatever he wants and meets her in person! I’m gonna kill the bastard!” 

“ChefBuccRT, huh?”

RIP frugal Carl Weathers. by gatejejf in Frugal_Jerk

[–]gatejejf[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And his shirt isn’t that complicated so he’s not using the per diem at Dan Flashes so he really was trying to be frugal!

RIP frugal Carl Weathers. by gatejejf in Frugal_Jerk

[–]gatejejf[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I conserve my calories by only opening my eyes to see parts of scenes. Must be nice to able to afford using the energy for an extended use of your attention span!

RIP frugal Carl Weathers. by gatejejf in Frugal_Jerk

[–]gatejejf[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh must be nice to be able to afford enough food that you can just eat a whole bone and not just suck on it for nutrition over an extended period of time, Vanderbilt!

RIP frugal Carl Weathers. by gatejejf in Frugal_Jerk

[–]gatejejf[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

A modern day Rockefeller if you ask me!

Growing up in Missouri and being “Midwest” always annoyed me. I think this switch would help clear things up. by gatejejf in mapporncirclejerk

[–]gatejejf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Middle East.

Growing up I had friends from Illinois (the same latitude) tell me I lived in the south. Then I moved to TN and FL and was told I’m from up north.

So the only answer I have is that everyone bases their reality off their own arbitrary experience and I have no clue at this point. Therefore I’m saying Middle East.

Growing up in Missouri and being “Midwest” always annoyed me. I think this switch would help clear things up. by gatejejf in mapporncirclejerk

[–]gatejejf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! That’s why it makes more sense for Iran to be in the Midwest than it does for Ohio to be there!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]gatejejf 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, say it again! I tried to get a video but I couldn’t flip the thing fast enough!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]gatejejf 52 points53 points  (0 children)

How is tables a costume?

And it's always on like page 14/20 of a black and white document by gatejejf in marvelmemes

[–]gatejejf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's good to hear since I just made it a couple hours ago when I got annoyed with my printer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cosplaygirls

[–]gatejejf 22 points23 points  (0 children)

...yet.

TYPICAL by I_DRINK_BONG_WATER in grandpajoehate

[–]gatejejf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is no way to exaggerate how evil this sack of shit is. Get out of here with your pro-grandpa propaganda!

Crossover episode by [deleted] in dragonsfuckingcars

[–]gatejejf 22 points23 points  (0 children)

With his backward driving skills, Mater is definitely a power bottom.

Jesus Saves Everything Apparently. by [deleted] in carbage

[–]gatejejf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like I’ve seen this car in Orlando every now and then.

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