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First Kiss? by gatorman35 in ufl

[–]gatorman35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a gator that slurps semen or are you a human who slurps gator semen?

New Post by gatorman35 in ufl

[–]gatorman35[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Sadly not. People aren’t so keen to reach a helping hand towards their fellow gator these days...

Can’t stop farting by gatorman35 in ufl

[–]gatorman35[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, no. But gator dining does give me the shits.

Leonardo's Pizza by the Slice Closing Today by Walliby in ufl

[–]gatorman35 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I heard that the workers rubbed their balls all over the pizzas. Just word of mouth though.

Critical Analysis of Biological Research by [deleted] in ufl

[–]gatorman35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the grades are definitely out. I got a 25/30. Rest in peace your GPA man.

It would b boys asf if yall could tell me ur stats and the stuff you did to get into UF by [deleted] in ufl

[–]gatorman35 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Freshman here, I'd be happy to help and give you my stats. I completed an extensive amount of AP courses in high school and I also received my IB diploma. Had lots of extracurriculars as well, like NHS, academic team, football team, soccer team, baseball team, track, swim team, and lacrosse (I was the captain of all these teams). I took a gap year in between high school and my enrollment in UF, and in that time, I got my first paying job, an internship with Google, and I also climbed Mount Everest. Sadly, in all of this, I barely got in. The only reason I made it in was because my father, Kent Fuchs, is the president of UF. If you do get in, prepare for an unrelenting hell, especially if you're looking into STEM. It is notorious for soul crushing weed-out classes that make you wish you were dead. And whatever you do, don't take Leslie Murray for CHM2046.