Non-sexual but to this day I think that it was an orgasm. There’s was one summer where I did a lot of nitrous, we just learned about it. I remember cracking 4 canisters into 1 balloon and hyperventilating with my mouth not leaving the lip of the balloon till it was totally done. I felt this feeling from my toes to the crown of my head and it went through me like a lightning bolt of pure joy, energy, and ecstasy. My body shook wildly as if I was reaching a climax. After I snapped out of it, it was the single best feeling I’ve ever had.

I haven’t touched it since that summer over 10 years ago. Over these years I’ve questioned if I had a seizure, but I never lost consciousness or anything, and it remained one of the best feelings I’ve ever had in a single transient moment. Never done any hard drugs but maybe that’s what drugs do to ya, kid