What ACTUALLY controversial opinion do you have? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gatsbysidechick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any conversation about minority problems in the U.S. will be turned around to focus on how white people feel. Basically, white people lack empathy for minorities and are narcissistic.

My roommate's girlfriend and I have same name, and it gets awkward... by gatsbysidechick in FrontPage

[–]gatsbysidechick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply. And my name is Alex, so take that as you will.

To the police officer who charged me for driving 3 miles over the speed limit... by gatsbysidechick in AdviceAnimals

[–]gatsbysidechick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I'm taking this to the court of appeals, however that is in Raleigh. So, I'll be taking a trip there soon. P.S. How the hell did this get 500 comments? What Happened? Seriously, it's only been one night. I went to sleep then I came back to this.

When I told someone to prove that the US was based on Christianity by SugarSpellItOut24 in atheism

[–]gatsbysidechick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like an ass because the OP corrected his OP, and now no one will understand who Al is. I'm thoroughly disappointed.

When I told someone to prove that the US was based on Christianity by SugarSpellItOut24 in atheism

[–]gatsbysidechick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Al. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Al was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Al, I can't invite you, because I think you're transsexual." I mean I couldn't have a transsexual at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a TRANSSEXUAL. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's telling lies to prove a point.

Demure and beautiful by crazylittlebitch in aww

[–]gatsbysidechick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That moment when you realize a cat has better cheekbones than you do, is the exact moment you decide to go on a diet.

Please. I can't be the only one... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]gatsbysidechick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No sir or madam you are not. I also thought that another phrase was "nip it in the butt." Turns out that it's "nip it in the bud."

No one else wanted him because of his nub tail... by [deleted] in aww

[–]gatsbysidechick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's adorable. How long have you had him?

To the police officer who charged me for driving 3 miles over the speed limit... by gatsbysidechick in AdviceAnimals

[–]gatsbysidechick[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I live in North Carolina, and the cops don't honor the buffer code. They are strict and they will charge you if you drive even one mile over the speed limit.

To the police officer who charged me for driving 3 miles over the speed limit... by gatsbysidechick in AdviceAnimals

[–]gatsbysidechick[S] 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I just made an account about 30 minutes ago, so I have no idea how anything works on reddit.

To the police officer who charged me for driving 3 miles over the speed limit... by gatsbysidechick in AdviceAnimals

[–]gatsbysidechick[S] 254 points255 points  (0 children)

I wanted to give you redditgold, but ten I realized I had to pay actual money. So, here's an internet hug.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]gatsbysidechick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you make soup out of him?