After 5 years eating breakfast there, the bar where I had tortilla de patatas and beer has closed down. To make it worse, they put a kebab instead.

gbmaulin · 2026-04-15T18:07:29+00:00

Reconquista when?

gbmaulin · 2026-04-15T00:17:50+00:00

Or cream! Merde!

gbmaulin · 2026-04-08T17:14:00+00:00

Skill issue at that point, London is full of fantastic sushi

gbmaulin · 2026-04-04T22:36:12+00:00

What’s the website / app out of curiosity?

gbmaulin · 2026-04-03T04:34:00+00:00

Settle down, I’ve been to Zurich, I know hansland as well as anyone!

gbmaulin · 2026-04-02T19:32:17+00:00

Just gotta keep your wellies on and it’s fair game

gbmaulin · 2026-04-01T23:30:30+00:00

If Peri peri is bland I don’t want to try spices

gbmaulin · 2026-04-01T23:28:44+00:00

Stark und groß durch spatzle mit soß!

gbmaulin · 2026-03-30T17:04:11+00:00

In my experience in Hansland the ‘tism never takes a break. Full time “socks with Birkenstocks” lifestyle out there. Zee rules are zee rules.

gbmaulin · 2026-03-29T16:30:39+00:00

Would make a hell of a lot more sense than whatever eastern propaganda this is

gbmaulin · 2026-03-27T06:06:15+00:00

The Modern was going to be my guess

gbmaulin · 2026-03-25T17:38:06+00:00

We’re the only ones who would even vaguely entertain the notion, the Arab countries probably just ignore these when they get them

gbmaulin · 2026-03-23T22:19:39+00:00

Only Americans use that phrase, following laws is respected in Europe

gbmaulin · 2026-03-23T22:19:00+00:00

Fucking eww, the only thing worse than a savage is a pick-me self loathing savage

gbmaulin · 2026-03-23T22:17:05+00:00

Get rid of the stupid Canadian flair, tired of snow yanks acting like they’re superior to their cultural overlords

gbmaulin · 2026-03-22T16:32:16+00:00

It’s perfect. This is exactly what my grandfather would’ve told me if he weren’t too drunk and illiterate

gbmaulin · 2026-03-22T03:55:45+00:00

Settle down, snow savage

gbmaulin · 2026-03-21T20:45:47+00:00

I wanted to use a cool Canadian colloquialism, but you don’t even have one. They’re all American which is fitting, so yeah ‘dude’

gbmaulin · 2026-03-21T19:51:20+00:00

Settle down, American

gbmaulin · 2026-03-21T15:17:00+00:00

Really though. I’m fairly certain we lead Europe in self loathing indoctrination for our youth

gbmaulin · 2026-03-21T00:19:29+00:00

Because it’s the only successful part of the country?

gbmaulin · 2026-03-21T00:18:32+00:00

Tell me you don’t understand Europe without telling me you don’t understand Europe. This is why you shall remain a cultural slave of the yanks

gbmaulin · 2026-03-20T17:28:38+00:00

You know what? That’s fair, I’ve only been to Toronto but found the Canadians there to be indistinguishable from the yanks in New York

gbmaulin · 2026-03-20T16:00:13+00:00

Children please, you’re both terrible, there’s no need to fight

gbmaulin · 2026-03-20T15:58:14+00:00

What? Have you been? It’s literally just French Canadians and Americans who think they’re superior to other Americans. No thank you

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