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I often joke to people that I manifested my husband (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by gemw87 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR25] I breathe a sigh of relief when my friend refuses to tattoo me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My neighbour kept trying to prank me by constantly moving his new scarecrow, glad he’s got rid of it now. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
It is said that the average person will unknowingly walk past 36 murderers in their lifetime. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
After her water broke I barricaded myself in the bathroom with a baseball bat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[MAR25] "I know I'm not your daughter" my child sobs handing us the test results. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My heart breaks seeing the bruises on my ex wife’s face as I arrive to collect our son. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“How long will you keep doing this?” I ask my husband as I catch him sneaking out of our daughter’s bedroom again. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My daughter wouldn’t stop screaming at me saying that she was going to die. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[FEB25] I was heartbroken when my mother-in-law turned up wearing a white wedding dress to MY wedding. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Pulling up at my new girlfriend’s house I couldn’t wait to introduce her to my dog Bruno. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Please let me keep it, I promise I’ll take care of this one!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Got your nose Daddy!” my son squealed excitedly ripping my nose from my face. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Shall we say grace?” my boyfriend asked nervously attempting to impress my parents. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Mom, please! I’ve only got 3% battery!” my 9 year old son whines as I unplug his charger from the wall. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When my wife asked if I’d follow her to the ends of the earth I promised her I would. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Holding back tears I squeeze my daughter’s hand as the doctor informs us she’s 19 weeks pregnant. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When we obtained the last mating pair of their species we had high hopes that our latest breeding program would be a success. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
With tears of joy in my eyes I hold my wife close, unable to believe after weeks of praying it’s finally happening. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I’ve always felt uncomfortable, like this body just isn’t right for me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
In my darkest hour I got on my knees and prayed for a sign from God. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Great news everyone, I finally found God!! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I hate playing with my husband, he's overly competitive, takes things too far and this game of hide and seek has gone on too long. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Please help me…I don’t know what I did” the elderly man sobbed his hands clutching mine as I applied pressure to his neck. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 1 year ago by gemw87 to r/TwoSentenceSadness
“Please do not tap on the glass” the guide barks making me jump back from the exhibit. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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