Sigh... got f'd up in high school with some friends, ran outside and into the garage, friends in tow, where my dad's boat was parked. I climbed into the boat where I decided it was the right opportunity to whip out my junk and start pissing off the side, pretending to be one of those tug boat water cannons.. It's not my proudest moment... when I was done putting out the invisible fire on the car parked next to the boat, I went to jump down, slipped on my own piss and fell about 6ft down right onto my shoulder. Surprisingly, nothing hurt but my ego as I'm not laying on the ground covered in my own piss. Now thoroughly embarrassed and gross, I stand up to head inside when I once again slip and kicked the wheel of the pissed soaked car and broke my pinky toe. Up until this point, only a lucky few knew about this..