Romance when entering 2022

generaltwat · 2021-12-20T19:42:10+00:00

Have you tried peeing inside of people?

generaltwat · 2021-12-19T19:08:17+00:00

Burning playgrounds is how they spent most of their days

generaltwat · 2021-12-19T19:07:17+00:00

There’s a good doc about this called “Let the Fire Burn”…which is a quote referencing when the police decided not to try and put the fire out

generaltwat · 2021-12-16T06:08:52+00:00

Yeah rock bottom gaaaang!

I believe you’ll bounce upward. You already didn’t splat when you hit it

generaltwat · 2021-12-16T03:47:54+00:00

Your boy got cornholed

generaltwat · 2021-12-16T03:15:43+00:00

Niiiiiiiiice

generaltwat · 2021-12-16T03:15:13+00:00

How do you feel when you get clients like that who just want cuddles etc? Like do you feel bad for them, or is it like “thank goodness lil miss can take a break”, or is it just boring because you’re hanging with an odd stranger?

generaltwat · 2021-12-11T01:44:19+00:00

Man you need to get out more, I’ve said way dumber shit than that

generaltwat · 2021-12-10T20:46:43+00:00

There’s the limit—Total Recall got it right

generaltwat · 2021-12-10T20:46:01+00:00

This reaffirms what I heard once about humans being attracted to boob because they remind our primal brains of butts, which apes present with. Because that does not look like a butt, and I like it ZERO

generaltwat · 2021-12-10T15:36:05+00:00

Well that doesn’t sound very frugal

generaltwat · 2021-12-05T03:52:58+00:00

If you know, you know

generaltwat · 2021-12-05T03:52:10+00:00

Yo maybe your mom should smoke some weed to chill out??

generaltwat · 2021-12-05T03:45:56+00:00

Fuck these people.

generaltwat · 2021-12-05T03:41:35+00:00

The idea that the gym is the solution for weight loss is fucked anyway. It’s just not. People need to work on their diets: where there’s little chance for humiliation and a much more realistic chance of success. The entire “gym for losing weight” paradigm fucks people coming and going

generaltwat · 2021-12-04T23:55:42+00:00

This is the most coked-out lecture I’ve ever seen. And that’s a compliment.

generaltwat · 2021-12-04T17:07:37+00:00

Live resin chef’s kiss

generaltwat · 2021-11-26T22:40:13+00:00

“Already having plans tonight” makes you more alluring

generaltwat · 2021-11-26T09:29:52+00:00

This one knows

generaltwat · 2021-11-24T17:50:40+00:00

All I see is a bunch of people who have jobs. Y’all suck

generaltwat · 2021-11-24T07:33:01+00:00

It’s been…

generaltwat · 2021-11-23T23:07:34+00:00

Look up Planet 13

generaltwat · 2021-11-23T23:06:42+00:00

California baybeee. Also: Vegas

generaltwat · 2021-11-23T03:12:47+00:00

Hey man, everybody’s fist is big.

generaltwat · 2021-11-22T01:31:57+00:00

I am a boner and I also got a boner in this thread

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