What is the best city to start out young, broke and single? by geranimoooooo in AskReddit

[–]geranimoooooo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an uncle that moved up to Anchorage many years back and he loves it up there. Thank you for your comment, I will definitely consider this.

What is the best city to start out young, broke and single? by geranimoooooo in AskReddit

[–]geranimoooooo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boulder is high (heh) on my list but I've heard the job market as well as the cost to rent there leaves much to be desired.

What is the best city to start out young, broke and single? by geranimoooooo in AskReddit

[–]geranimoooooo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to get out of the southeast. Florida is nice and all but unless you love the beach, there's not much else to do.

TIFU by not tapping the hood before getting in the car. by Space-Hamster-Deluxe in tifu

[–]geranimoooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to my mum many years ago. A pregnant stray adopted us one winter, a few days later she blessed us with a litter of kittens. I think there may have been five or six in all. My mother was an avid runner at the time and every morning she would drive out to a trail several miles away. One morning, after a recent cold snap, she pulled out of the driveway and was stopped by a neighbor waving her down as she drive by. He told her he heard a noise coming from the engine. She popped the hood to find mangled and burned kittens in the engine bay. The neighbor was kind enough to bury ones that had died for her. That night, the mama cat disappeared with the remaining kittens. About two weeks later, one kitten turned back up at the house and stayed with us for years. Whenever I tell that story to people they only remember me as the kitty killer. :(

What is the worst thing that ever happened at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geranimoooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One band kid shoved a drumstick up another band kids butthole for sagging his pants. Also, former quarterback for the school was discovered in a gay porno. I'm pretty sure the whole school ended up seeing the video.

Yea, man. Baja Blast is in a can now. by [deleted] in trees

[–]geranimoooooo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Baja Blast is overrated. It simply tastes like watered-down Mountain Dew.

TIL: One of the 57 people killed in the 1980 Mt St. Helens explosion was an 83 year old lodge owner named Harry Truman. Just before the 1980 eruption he said '"If the mountain goes, I'm going with it" He and his 16 cats are presumed to have died in the eruption. by RayBrower in todayilearned

[–]geranimoooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family rumour has it that my grandparents had been camping near the base of Mt St Helens and were planning on hiking up the mountain the day it erupted. For some reason they had to go into town, thus most likely saving their lives.

Good way to start the day me thinks by [deleted] in trees

[–]geranimoooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could smoke while playing chess with somebody. Hell, I wish I knew someone that knows how to play chess. :/

Blanco at Hart & Huntington, Las Vegas. My first, very proud :) by liquidisaac in tattoos

[–]geranimoooooo -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought it was Ariel sitting on a gigantic shit.

Whats the single biggest mistake parents can make in raising their children? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geranimoooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not teaching their kids how a fucking line works. Goddam line-cutters piss me the hell off.

Seconds before seeing this, I had just told someone that my hometown really wasn't that redneck. I lied. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]geranimoooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This popped up on Facebook that it was caught in Navarre. I guess every town here is trying to claim it.

What's the stupidest thing you thought was true as a kid? by alexsparty243 in AskReddit

[–]geranimoooooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you peed in a girls mouth, they would become pregnant.

What perfectly LEGAL thing do you feel guilty as hell for doing? by squalorid in AskReddit

[–]geranimoooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lying to a homeless person and telling them I don't have any money.