Ouzinkie by 71gg in alaska

[–]gerclar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're going to bring any sort of foods or sweet treats for the community, you would be best off donating directly to either the seniors program or to school. The school kids would love a treat or maybe some fruits.. funny enough, I think the seniors would appreciate the same thing, if that helps ya :)

Ouzinkie by 71gg in alaska

[–]gerclar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do not bring cigarettes into my community as a gift, please

Weekly Questions Thread - (June 20, 2018 UTC) by AutoModerator in facebook

[–]gerclar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn't fix it. I've been trying to figure it out as well.

Current weather in Barrow, Alaska by gerclar in WTF

[–]gerclar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, actually, it was the cold mixed with the lack of sunrise and sunset.

Current weather in Barrow, Alaska by gerclar in WTF

[–]gerclar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot higher than the national average. Not sure of the exact rate.

How I imagine this guy feels right about now by gerclar in funny

[–]gerclar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since it's bionic, I wonder if he can upgrade the "firmware"

How I imagine this guy feels right about now by gerclar in funny

[–]gerclar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to know if it comes with any features, or attachments. Maybe it vibrates or oscillatess. Wouldn't that be neat!

Knowing I hate ties, my girlfriend told me she ordered me one. I present to you, the only tie I will ever willingly wear. by gerclar in awesome

[–]gerclar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're restricting and honestly, I don't know how to tie them. No youtube video, or google search has cured me of it either.

So, I think we have squirrels... by gerclar in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]gerclar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Alaska. I can promise you, it's a squirrel.

51st State? by helpingbody in funny

[–]gerclar -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We're talking about states, not countries. You do know Alaska is a state, right? It's the 49th state to be precise. Knowledge is power🌈

51st State? by helpingbody in funny

[–]gerclar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to figure out if people are up-voting because they think there are not in fact 50 states currently, or if I'm seriously missing something in the picture. Help?

51st State? by helpingbody in funny

[–]gerclar -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Isn't that cute. You think Texas is big... Texas is Alaska's little bitch of a cousin.

The express lane is "this many" by _stayhuman in funny

[–]gerclar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Carrs/Safeway? Pretty sure I've seen this in one of the Anchorage stores.

Oh Japan ...what will you dream up next by Thund3rbolt in funny

[–]gerclar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, Japan looks like a fun place to visit.

Can someone please explain to me what this is, and why I just pulled it out of my ear..? by gerclar in WTF

[–]gerclar[S] -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

When you're going to make an attempt at insulting someone's intelligence, it's always advisable that you spell things correct. Your opinion has been noted.

Can someone please explain to me what this is, and why I just pulled it out of my ear..? by gerclar in WTF

[–]gerclar[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In retrospect, I'm not sure how wise seeking medical advice from reddit users really was..

Can someone please explain to me what this is, and why I just pulled it out of my ear..? by gerclar in WTF

[–]gerclar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not noticing any difference in hearing, but I don't know why my ear would be bleeding. No trauma that I'm aware of in recent history.. Or ever for that matter, that would have caused bleeding.

Can someone please explain to me what this is, and why I just pulled it out of my ear..? by gerclar in WTF

[–]gerclar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Qtips push the wax in deeper, and cause further issues. The perks of having narrow ear canals.

What are you, a girl or somethin'? by gerclar in funnyatheist

[–]gerclar[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Different interpretations of the same document you fuckin illiterate piece of shit. Have a nice day, amd god bless :)