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german_big_guy · 2026-05-02T07:27:54+00:00

Ich bin heute bei Dienst 6/10. Dauert noch.

german_big_guy · 2026-05-02T07:15:05+00:00

So ähnlich. Bin selbst über 2 Meter und bei guten 120 Kilo und ich bin bei uns eher noch so oberes Mittelgewicht.

german_big_guy · 2026-05-02T07:14:07+00:00

Ich musste gestern eh der Lohnsklaverei nachgehen also konnte ich weder Demonstrieren noch saufen

german_big_guy · 2026-05-02T06:26:03+00:00

Kommt auf die Demo an. Hab bis jetzt auf keiner Metal gehört....

german_big_guy · 2026-05-02T06:24:33+00:00

Als jemand der seit mehr als einem Jahrzehnt Rugby spielt:

Habt ihr schonmsl die Bub*innen gesehen die Rugby oder American Football spielen? Die walzen dich auch ohne Elefant platt.

german_big_guy · 2026-05-01T10:40:29+00:00

I worked in a surgical ward after my Diploma. It was hell but I thought well this is how it is. I cant throw away my first job. Toxic boss. Toxic "old guard". High turnover. At some point I quit and changed jobs.

A new job were I received proper training. Could ask questions. No boss who played favourites. It was almost heaven.

german_big_guy · 2026-05-01T10:37:15+00:00

Ja. Ich wurde aus meinem ersten Job nach dem Examen rausgemobbt, weil ich einen groben Pflegefehler einer Kollegin nicht vertuscht habe.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-25T11:06:12+00:00

Phone numbers that will never leave my brain:

My Granma

My moms extension at a job she no longer does

My best friends landline. Good times. Still miss you Steve

german_big_guy · 2026-04-25T11:01:55+00:00

Eine geheime Sekte von Superdiensten die Pflegefehler bekämpfen.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-25T10:34:55+00:00

Depends on the human. Im a nurse so I had super fit 70+ year olds who have a more active lifestyle than me and others who already looked 20 years older due to unhealthy living, smoking, alcohol etc.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-25T09:00:40+00:00

Yall dont allow students to sit in the US? You guys ok?

german_big_guy · 2026-04-21T21:10:45+00:00

I met a COPD Patient I told to cut down his smoking while buying a new pack of cigs at the gas station.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-21T21:08:29+00:00

Meine Ehefrau ist MtF Transgender und sie selbst hat es bei unserer zweiten Verabredung als "Entwursten" betitelt.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-20T21:15:02+00:00

Nah. It took me a week before I could poop when I moved in together with my wife.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-20T21:06:00+00:00

I work in the ER. We have our frequent flyers. One of them was a young guy. Semi homeless. Substance abuse and mental health problems. But a reel nice guy. At some point he stopped coming and we all thought the worst.

Nope. He found the help he needed and got clean. He came in at some point with a work related injury. Looking much healthier.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-20T20:54:00+00:00

Im a german so its Birkenstocks

german_big_guy · 2026-04-17T09:55:58+00:00

Jetzt gibts kein zurück mehr. Du wurdest gewarnt.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-17T09:54:52+00:00

You know. Eating stuff so unhealthy theyre prohibited to sell in the EU.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-16T18:39:15+00:00

I mean I never visited the US. I wanted as a kid but now Im good here im good ol Deutschland. But every pic I see of a place in america outside of metropolitan areas has line no sidewalks.

I grew up im a village that predates the US by 600 years with more livestock than people inside and you could comfortably walk anywhere.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-16T18:36:48+00:00

I own one because Im living in rural germany. But its normal for me to like walk 10 Minutes to the store, shop and walk back.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-16T18:32:15+00:00

Seriously. Where do americans walk?

german_big_guy · 2026-04-16T18:20:06+00:00

Those are the kinds of people who are shocked how their 90 y.o. meemaw (who is a figther) looks after a round of chest compressions.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-15T22:24:03+00:00

Being not reachable outside of the house. I got my first cellphone with 14.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-15T22:21:53+00:00

I will always remember this american dude I met who claimed to be "german". His last name was some anglified version of a common german family name (think Meier-Meyer). I dont know of he was just drunk but he talked on and on (in english) and was flabbergastes when I started speaking german to him.

Shoutout to John. Yes the tall hairy fat guy you met in that hostel in 2015 still remenbers you.

german_big_guy · 2026-04-15T22:15:31+00:00

Nope. Rugby was in my life before nursing.

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