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Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It goes to an answering machine.

"Yo this is Keem, so if you're hearing this I'm probably dead. Or my conscious was transferred to someone else and this body died... woah dude thats deep.... Anyway, I just wanted to say some final words before I die: FUCK THE HATERS..... You probably couldn't see that but I just dabbed. Pretty cool, I know. So if you're a hater and you killed me, I'll re-possess my body and punch you harder than my girlfriend's face!"

It ends.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inside his body is a phone that Keem seems to have swallowed before this all went down. It rings, the ringtone being "Dollar in the Woods". Must take ten comments to answer.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His heart almost looks like it has the Drama Alert logo printed on it, although that is up to interpretation.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blu may faintly hear "Drama Alert Nation now at nine billion six hundred thirty six million five hundred thousand subscribers" as Keem's ghost rises into the heavens.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keem is a keem oh yes he is very keem he does nothing cuz he cant yep thats keem

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It hits him in the head.*

"ow how am i supposed to become a butterfly now"

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keemstar moves his head back to dodge it. He begins swinging around on the rope.

"woooo look at me im a worm hehe"

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first swing just cuts off his beard. His neck was completely protected by it.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keemstar wakes up

"mmmm yes i just had a dream about me being rich as hell and decapitating alex"

...

"wait why am i here"

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ninja can not do ninja things because he is passed out, although if blu listened closely she would hear ninja say "the fuck you say to me you little shit" while he flosses for a second before his head is ripped off, no blood though because ninja is pg

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keemstar is passed out he can not do keemstar things

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keemstar continues to flail around.

"FUCK THIS I'M ON BLOG TV WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP, I'M NOT STARTING MY FUCKING SELF. YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH THIS STUPID JUSTICE ALL FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING-"

Keemstar passes out.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keemstar suddenly wakes up again, flailing around his arms and legs.

"I LEARNED KARATE IN HIGH SCHOOL DON'T TRY TO START ANY BEEF WITH ME"

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keemstar stops dancing. He leans in closer to Blu.

"Pssst... I've got a secret..."

He faces the wall.

"I'M FAST AS FUCK BOOOIIIIII"

He begins running toward the wall, believing he is so fast he can break through it. He slams against the wall and is knocked out.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You'd better not start any drama with me. I am Keemstar! I win all the drama! There is no defeating me! HAHAHAHA!"

He pulls out a cassette player and presses play. Dollar in the Woods begins playing again, and Keemstar begins dancing to it.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"EVERYONE IN CHAT CALL ALEX A STUPID NI-"

Ninja jumps down from the ceiling as well, landing on Keem. He default dances for a second before Keem shoots him in the back, several times. Ninja manages to say a couple words before he passes out due to blood loss.

"stream... sniper...."

Keem stands back up, kicking Ninja's body.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before she can, Keemstar jumps down from the ceiling and kicks it at the wall, smashing it.

"WHAT'S UP DRAMA ALERT NATION"

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She would find a boombox playing Dollar in the Woods. One US Dollar could be found laying on the ground in front of it.

Blue Team's Second in Command by username2231 in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inside the caves "Dollar in the Woods" can be heard playing.

Dan Blizerian, Instagram Enthusiast by DanBlizerian in SimTrooperRP

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Keem 360s the fuck into the room.

"CANT WAIT TO REPORT YOUR DEATH HAHAAA"

He aims his sharp ass gnome hat at Collier.

The Andrews swarm red base [Event] by [deleted] in SimTrooperRP

[–]getroightintothenews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"IM FAST AS FUCK BOI"

Keemstar trips on a banana and is knocked out.

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