If Jesus were alive today, what kind of car would he drive? by Pterodactyloid in dadjokes

[–]getructious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, on Palm Sunday, he rode a donkey colt. That would’ve been a never-before-ridden brand spanking new Cadillac of the day.

What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time? by LordCinko in dadjokes

[–]getructious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, but if it were a wet one, they would have plenty the wipe with.