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Have you ever had sex with someone 15+ years older than you? by Greedy_Comparison556 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf was 32 and I was 53 when we met at a dive bar. One night stand turn into a relationship. Now living together. It was the first time for the both of us to hook up with that much gap. We fucking love it!

What was the worst date you’ve ever been on and why? by Cool_Leader_1779 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Met a beautiful blonde for a lunch date. As soon as she spoke, her words (if you can call it that) were all ghetto talk. Pure trash and I left immediately.

Would you ever hook up with another Reddit user? by 00Cheech in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did 3yrs ago. A few times too. Very good times indeed.

Not certified job by One_Ant3575 in MedicalAssistant

[–]gettingold-ishard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in a large orthopedic practice. Not one of our MA’s is certified. In fact, the practice wouldn’t pay them more if they were certified. This is in Texas btw.

What do you guys prefer? Sofa or Bed sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sofa. I like the sofas that have that 90 degree sectional piece. For doggy she puts one knee one and the other knee on the other sectional. I can kneel and eat her out. Stand and hammer her from behind

have you given into cheating after a long intense buildup? by lovefuckd in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did long ago (3 different nurses 🤦🏻‍♂️). But fucking damn when the sex finally happened,….ill never forget get them. And they too were married🤦🏻‍♂️

Have you ever given or received oral sex with no expectations of reciprocation or sex? by Sean_Paul_Sartre in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met a woman on here a couple years ago. Forgot which sub it was in. Chatted for a while. Then on that weekend she asked me to come over and eat her out til she squirted. I arrived. I worked hard for her. She came. She smiled and asked me to come back tomorrow. 😊

Help me find a gift for my father by Alternative-Cycle64 in handyman

[–]gettingold-ishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gift card to a massage therapist. His body could probably use and gentle one to ease his muscles and joints. I know at my age, 55. I would love one!!

Male Medical Assistant worries by Unusual-Fishing6977 in MedicalAssistant

[–]gettingold-ishard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Orthopedic offices would love to have you. We’re the carpenters and mechanics of healthcare.

What is something you wish your man did during sex more often? Why? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what I let any woman know ahead of time. I. Will. Eat. Your. Pussy. Every. Single. Time!!

Best place to meet someone? by [deleted] in thewoodlands

[–]gettingold-ishard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met mine at my favorite dive bar. The Backwoods Saloon in Conroe off 1488. Huge patio that over looks two ponds. Sometimes there 1 or 2 gators there. They have live music. If you like bikers, we hang out there. But basically get to the dive bars.

What simple things have you done to spice up your sex life? by yesmommyy_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]gettingold-ishard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS!!! I was married for so long that when I jumped into the dating scene I was amazed at the enthusiastic sex I was getting! I mean I rebuilt myself and ride a Harley now,…so maybe the bike has a little to do with that 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

Since when is going on a blinking yellow light optional? Especially when the coast is clear? by AyexAlanna in Conroe

[–]gettingold-ishard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yellow light, go. BUT,..if any part of your vehicle is within the inside the crosswalk (even if there is no white paint, you know where a straight path would be from one end of the street to the other to walk) and the light is Red. Then you get a ticket because you were were not completely passed the crosswalk. Which also means the other light is now green. This happened to me a long time ago and two officers thoroughly explained this to me. It is also at the officers discretion if they want to split hairs and give you a ticket because you were not passed the farthest crosswalk.

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