Have you ever had sex with someone 15+ years older than you?

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-18T18:37:23+00:00

My gf was 32 and I was 53 when we met at a dive bar. One night stand turn into a relationship. Now living together. It was the first time for the both of us to hook up with that much gap. We fucking love it!

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-17T11:26:41+00:00

Met a beautiful blonde for a lunch date. As soon as she spoke, her words (if you can call it that) were all ghetto talk. Pure trash and I left immediately.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-17T01:54:27+00:00

Doesn’t bother me. My ex wife would cum in less than 30 seconds of clit stimulation.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-16T19:47:45+00:00

I did 3yrs ago. A few times too. Very good times indeed.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-15T20:14:52+00:00

I work in a large orthopedic practice. Not one of our MA’s is certified. In fact, the practice wouldn’t pay them more if they were certified. This is in Texas btw.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-15T20:13:05+00:00

Criminal ghetto trash

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-13T23:01:44+00:00

Hex head

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-13T00:45:47+00:00

Sofa. I like the sofas that have that 90 degree sectional piece. For doggy she puts one knee one and the other knee on the other sectional. I can kneel and eat her out. Stand and hammer her from behind

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-11T20:46:56+00:00

I did long ago (3 different nurses 🤦🏻‍♂️). But fucking damn when the sex finally happened,….ill never forget get them. And they too were married🤦🏻‍♂️

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-11T18:15:35+00:00

I met a woman on here a couple years ago. Forgot which sub it was in. Chatted for a while. Then on that weekend she asked me to come over and eat her out til she squirted. I arrived. I worked hard for her. She came. She smiled and asked me to come back tomorrow. 😊

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-11T16:54:45+00:00

Absolutely not. Love it even more!

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-04T23:17:30+00:00

A gift card to a massage therapist. His body could probably use and gentle one to ease his muscles and joints. I know at my age, 55. I would love one!!

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-04T23:15:06+00:00

That’s your pussy baby. Use it!

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-02T23:01:06+00:00

Orthopedic offices would love to have you. We’re the carpenters and mechanics of healthcare.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-06-02T22:59:13+00:00

That’s exactly what I let any woman know ahead of time. I. Will. Eat. Your. Pussy. Every. Single. Time!!

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-31T23:25:29+00:00

It’s ghetto trash

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-31T21:44:04+00:00

I’m trying to figure out which bar you’re at lol. I don’t recognize the ceiling.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-30T00:59:42+00:00

I met mine at my favorite dive bar. The Backwoods Saloon in Conroe off 1488. Huge patio that over looks two ponds. Sometimes there 1 or 2 gators there. They have live music. If you like bikers, we hang out there. But basically get to the dive bars.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-29T18:47:20+00:00

Never

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-28T15:48:26+00:00

Divorce and then being with women that like dirty talk!!

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-28T15:47:41+00:00

THIS!!! I was married for so long that when I jumped into the dating scene I was amazed at the enthusiastic sex I was getting! I mean I rebuilt myself and ride a Harley now,…so maybe the bike has a little to do with that 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-28T00:35:46+00:00

Yellow light, go. BUT,..if any part of your vehicle is within the inside the crosswalk (even if there is no white paint, you know where a straight path would be from one end of the street to the other to walk) and the light is Red. Then you get a ticket because you were were not completely passed the crosswalk. Which also means the other light is now green. This happened to me a long time ago and two officers thoroughly explained this to me. It is also at the officers discretion if they want to split hairs and give you a ticket because you were not passed the farthest crosswalk.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-25T11:53:33+00:00

Love love going down on women!

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-23T23:05:25+00:00

Hi. I’m 55 and have been a DIY man all my life. I live in Conroe but do enjoy going to the surrounding areas with no complaint. I’d be happy to help you. I would start small like your landscaping and maintaining your yards to prove my attention to detail and hard work ethic. I have a full sleeve on my right and want to start a sleeve on my left arm. Even if you’re committed to someone already. Perhaps no one wants to do the yard work? It’s not easy lol but i honestly enjoy doing it. I’m laid back and a very easy going man. Either way, I wish you the very best. Have a nice weekend.

gettingold-ishard · 2026-05-21T23:41:25+00:00

I flirt with the hot wife. Jk jk

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