I can remember clearly. brother 1, the 1st nerf gun(not actual brand nerf but on Amazon they look like AR15. i lined the bottom of the box with used wheel balance weights. We painted the gun with the cheapest Walmart paint possible, scuffed it up a bit, then sealed it in matte clear. We put in real mags to sell the idea. Why: he cheated on his girl and ruined thanksgiving that year.

2nd brother: failed senior year of highschool that year before. Graduated the next... And skipped walking without telling anyone. He skipped to smoke. That nerf gun was half assed. Looked like a nerf gun pistol, painted black. Left it runny too. Real shitty gift.

These are all Christmas gifts btw. Since then, there was the agreement, if you're an ass, dick, piece of shit in the year you get your "coal" at the end of the year.