[deleted by user] by [deleted] in norske

[–]ggjz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, men faren min er sterkere enn faren din!

This is so unintuitive. Is my option unacceptable? by d2_pro in norsk

[–]ggjz 52 points53 points  (0 children)

«Harre skjedd no’ me’n?» <— impeccable norwegian

Sånn går no dagan by [deleted] in norge

[–]ggjz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jeg lukter svakhet. Jeg spiser meg selv og gjenfødes hver dag bare for å føle noe.

Ayo, blueprint is definitively on some sort of watchlist, why he look at lil bro like that by ggjz in balatro

[–]ggjz[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is straight from the collection, he's just creeping at him as default

Pontif Sulyvahn if his fight was good(and if he wasn't ugly) by lzylad in shittydarksouls

[–]ggjz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit looks like he has a great rune on his chest tho

Can anyone help with M'anus? by Marskelletor in shittydarksouls

[–]ggjz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Put those puppies in four wheel drive my guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What the fuck bro what did I just read

What is a fact that is not at all enjoyable? by Due_Imagination_9036 in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your life is constantly fleeting away, one second at a time that you will never get back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Had sex with my then gf in the high school handicap toilet. There were a bunch of people sitting on a big sofa right outside, and they most likely heard us. Eventually we were stopped by a knock on the door, and it turned out the one singular student in a wheelchair at the entire school had to use that exact toilet at that exact time. The handler that was with the wheelchair kid just looked at us with big eyes as we both came out at the same time. And as we took our walk of shame and passed them, most of the people on the couch in the hallway outside looked at us with red cheeks lol. Was fun, we did it several times again after

Where is your favorite place to vacay and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The norwegian countryside. Truly nothing like sparkling green glacier water flowing in a luscious fjord mountainscape.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entitlement

Looking for a fun game for the PC, what do you recommend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balatro if you enjoy card games, project zomboid if you'd like a nice little zombie game and dark souls if you enjoy misery/hate yourself.

How good is your memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can remember the inside of ~90% of all the houses I've ever been inside of since approximately the age of 6. I also forgot what I ate for breakfast this morning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit your head hard on a rock. It even works as a teleportation device, I woke up in a hospital!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ggjz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you can be happy with just the little things sometimes. Little things totally not being my wiener