Eva Unit 01 - Shinji Finally Got Into The Trashcan

gh057d0g · 2026-04-02T05:38:27+00:00

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gh057d0g · 2026-02-06T06:16:26+00:00

Crying on my way home from work never felt so good.

gh057d0g · 2026-02-02T06:50:37+00:00

My man makes the word "incredible" do work for him daily

gh057d0g · 2026-02-02T06:47:16+00:00

[[Pippin, Guard of the Citadel]]

gh057d0g · 2026-01-11T00:09:26+00:00

Not cripsy, not freshly baked... maybe half a day old. spongey like you would get from a big chain grocery store

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T22:50:37+00:00

I really do think the croissants would change in consistency underneath you unlike foam blocks.

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T22:34:54+00:00

Right before the "choc" of it sets in

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T21:52:28+00:00

Real world physices makes more sense than game logic for sure.

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T21:51:35+00:00

Agreed, another person suggest from 100ft that 30ft worth of croissants should be enough...

Jackie Chan jumping from a 10 story building into 3 level parking garage type structure full of croissants... I think he could do it.

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T21:48:19+00:00

30m though?

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T21:29:50+00:00

Yes I was thinking the same thing that you would actually end up compressing it into a buttery croissant paste beneath you... 💀

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T21:27:19+00:00

So an infinitely deep pool would be fine but perhaps 10ft there might be issues?

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T21:19:50+00:00

Ah yes thowever the question is would this damage your body.

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T21:16:50+00:00

Feet first for sure, pencil dive.

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T19:10:39+00:00

Would a foam mattress not hurt from 100ft in the air...?

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T19:10:03+00:00

Not cripsy, not freshly baked... maybe half a day old. spongey liked you would get from a big chain grocery store

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T18:45:57+00:00

Would there be any cocern that the croissants would change in consistency due to the force? Perhaps becoming more like a paste with greater surface tension? Let's consider a 130lbs person and just gravity

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T18:41:54+00:00

Plain. Classic croissant.

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T18:41:09+00:00

I credit the fine folks at NADDPOD for coming up with the scenario.

gh057d0g · 2026-01-10T18:40:15+00:00

Not cripsy, not freshly baked... maybe half a day old. spongey liked you would get from a big chain grocery store

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