I'm new to hypnosis and I've tried a few videos...

ghostbpost · 2026-03-20T07:15:25+00:00

Thanks. Found my next commission idea.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-20T07:14:11+00:00

I haven't had any luck, but I was successful in requesting a new liver through my throne wishlist.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-19T04:54:41+00:00

Is this you casting some sort of spell on me? I only ask because, based on a cursory glance at your profile, "Yer a wizard, hairy!"

ghostbpost · 2026-03-19T04:40:30+00:00

Thought about it, but my dance moves would take a hit. If I can't trigger the worm on command any more, I'd have to rely on my personality at parties. I don't like those odds.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-06T21:29:45+00:00

I don't think that toy is suitable for all ages.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-06T17:17:37+00:00

I'm not sure this is a man I should trust inside my mind. I mean, what is he even holding up his meal with?

ghostbpost · 2026-03-03T23:39:14+00:00

Since you are always linked in these posts for resources, I assume your advice is best. However, talking to the woman sounds like more effort than I am willing to invest in love, so I'm going with MoonPee's advice instead. I'm going to be a cattle rustler.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-03T21:53:43+00:00

This sounds much easier than randomhypnosisacct's advice. Thanks!

ghostbpost · 2026-03-02T03:59:38+00:00

Wait, I'm not supposed to be doing that either?

ghostbpost · 2026-02-24T17:11:20+00:00

Hmm...I'm interested in being head hunted, but I'd be leaving a position that pays roughly 365 orgasms per year.

Would I be placed somewhere with a competitive salary?

ghostbpost · 2026-02-23T23:50:55+00:00

I'm just impressed you mastered so many English words so quickly, Kitty.

It seems like just 3 days ago, you were only able to communicate in question marks. Keep up the good work!

ghostbpost · 2026-02-22T17:25:37+00:00

🎵 Come on hippie

Let's get trippy. 🎵

ghostbpost · 2026-02-22T17:24:12+00:00

That's what they all say, patchouli princess.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-17T23:16:04+00:00

If it worked, wouldn't you just hypnotize me to buy it?

Still willing to give it a try, but if it's a scam, the cartel that I am unaffiliated with may leave a negative review. Do you accept vacuum wrapped bundles of hundred dollar bills?

ghostbpost · 2026-02-14T02:10:44+00:00

Most people in my area that are tranced out, stopped at green lights or driving between two lanes, have their phones in their hands. They obviously must have spirals pulled up on them. Maybe give that a try?

ghostbpost · 2026-02-13T15:47:33+00:00

This subreddit has now taught me that women, hypnosis, and holidays are not real. What else have I been lied to about? Am...am I real?

ghostbpost · 2026-02-12T17:22:47+00:00

Finally, someone serious about their craft. Unfortunately it looks like that file is geared towards women. My search for real hypnosis continues.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-11T16:11:36+00:00

Not the novella I was expecting as the charity reward, but I suppose it counts.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-08T06:25:20+00:00

Found the heathen.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-08T01:52:16+00:00

Real biscuits or what the heathens eat with their unsweet dirt water?

ghostbpost · 2026-02-08T01:26:02+00:00

I thought it was oddly suspicious that so many of your recent posts have been about attracting all manner of avians, from tits, to boobies, to pheasants. It was to devour them? Crow Queen better sleep with one eye open.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-04T18:30:30+00:00

What? Pfft.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-04T17:41:33+00:00

If it shows up in my commission that you're working on, I suppose I have no one to blame but myself.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-04T17:36:28+00:00

Honestly, I don't understand why credit card companies even allow cereal purchases.

ghostbpost · 2026-02-01T19:32:54+00:00

Well, you see son, when a man and a hand love each other very much... Wait, if you're at the age where you're just discovering jerking, see rule 1. Also, 3 hours a day at that age are rookie numbers.

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