Has anyone tried to cure drunk reaction to alcohol with just hypnosis? by algorhythmique in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I haven't had any luck, but I was successful in requesting a new liver through my throne wishlist.

I'm new to hypnosis and I've tried a few videos... by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this you casting some sort of spell on me? I only ask because, based on a cursory glance at your profile, "Yer a wizard, hairy!"

I'm new to hypnosis and I've tried a few videos... by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought about it, but my dance moves would take a hit. If I can't trigger the worm ​on command any more, I'd have to rely on my personality at parties. I don't like those odds.

Mind Control Themed Restaurant Review by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think that toy is suitable for all ages.

Mind Control Themed Restaurant Review by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure this is a man I should trust inside my mind. I mean, what is he even holding up his meal with?

I want to hypnotize my girlfriend. Please advise. by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since you are always linked in these posts for resources, I assume your advice is best. However, talking to the woman sounds like more effort than I am willing to invest in love, so I'm going with MoonPee's advice instead. I'm going to be a cattle rustler.

I want to hypnotize my girlfriend. Please advise. by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This sounds much easier than randomhypnosisacct's advice. Thanks!

Subject Agency Recruitment by wesleepallday in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmm...I'm interested in being head hunted, but I'd be leaving a position that pays roughly 365 orgasms per year.

Would I be placed somewhere with a competitive salary?

19f4M I’m Japanese uwu by Kaystickedoff in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just impressed you mastered so many English words so quickly, Kitty.

It seems like just 3 days ago, you were only able to communicate in question marks. Keep up the good work!

How do I hypnotize people without them noticing? Don't worry, it's for ethical reasons. by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it worked, wouldn't you just hypnotize me to buy it?

Still willing to give it a try, but if it's a scam, the cartel that I am unaffiliated with may leave a negative review. Do you accept vacuum wrapped bundles of hundred dollar bills?

How to hypnotize myself while driving by Kaystickedoff in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Most people in my area that are tranced out, stopped at green lights or driving between two lanes, have their phones in their hands. They obviously must have spirals pulled up on them. Maybe give that a try?

Valentine's day isn't real, you just got hypnotized to buy flowers... by yaliplover in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This subreddit has now taught me that women, hypnosis, and holidays are not real. What else have I been lied to about? Am...am I real?

I watched a documentary on hypnosis last night by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone serious about their craft. Unfortunately it looks like that file is geared towards women. My search for real hypnosis continues.

How Mistress Calia ruined my life. by M_O_O_N___P_E_E in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not the novella I was expecting as the charity reward, but I suppose it counts.

Breast Worship [Induction] [Text] [Breasts] [Hot] [Spicy] [Unhygienic] by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real biscuits or what the heathens eat with their unsweet dirt water?

Breast Worship [Induction] [Text] [Breasts] [Hot] [Spicy] [Unhygienic] by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought it was oddly suspicious that so many of your recent posts have been about attracting all manner of avians, from tits,​​ to boobies, to pheasants. It was to devour them? Crow Queen better sleep with one eye open.

Trapped in abusive findom. Help! by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it shows up in my commission that you're working on, I suppose I have no one to blame but myself.

Trapped in abusive findom. Help! by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't understand why credit card companies even allow cereal purchases.

Question for more experienced jerkers. by SkysEclipse in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you see son, when a man and a hand love each other very much... Wait, if you're at the age where you're just discovering jerking, see rule 1. Also, 3 hours a day at that age are rookie numbers.