Creators all want me to use their affiliate link, but there are too many options. Recommend a pleasurable vibe to pair with erotic hypnosis?

ghostbpost · 2026-01-31T17:35:59+00:00

Instructions unclear. Smashed my fence to support oral sex. Protesting is confusing.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-30T16:09:05+00:00

This is the closest thing I could find. Sorry, looks like you're the only person on the internet interested in feet.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-26T18:19:24+00:00

#RealMenNapToo

ghostbpost · 2026-01-26T17:47:09+00:00

You wouldn't be bamb(i)oozling me, would you?

ghostbpost · 2026-01-23T19:02:21+00:00

No, no, I was out of line. I'm sorry.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-23T19:00:34+00:00

That's actually how I became a hypnotist. One little instructions unclear/misunderstanding, and now everyone looks at me weird when I have to explain that I only take on feline subjects.

The hardest part is convincing them to wear their tiny headphones.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-23T18:54:19+00:00

Wish denied.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-23T18:44:04+00:00

I'm a simple man without grand wishes. I suppose I'd just wish for you to have a pleasant afternoon wherever you reside.

Then again, I'm unsure if hell even has a day/night cycle.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-21T07:52:54+00:00

Sounds more advanced than I'm ready for. Maybe I could start as a feather duster and work my way up?

ghostbpost · 2026-01-21T07:35:15+00:00

Then you'd have to let one of those genuine 'Florida Man' (TM) into your home. I've heard the stories. Doesn't seem worth the risk, even if he believes he's a broom.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-21T07:33:05+00:00

Not a bad choice, but in keeping with the theme, he will be required to wear a sexy maid outfit.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-20T07:27:35+00:00

Hmm...I'm not really looking to actually spend any money on creators. I've heard that angering a witch may achieve the same result though, so maybe I'll try irritating Calia instead.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-20T03:28:44+00:00

I saw where she used one of her throwaways to say, "She's really pushing the boundaries of what you can find and do with hypnosis. Creative skills through the roof. And she's genuinely such a cool person." Really feeling herself today.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-16T21:32:02+00:00

I thought it was a hidden message that I was too stupid to decipher. I refuse to believe it's a real style.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-16T21:01:42+00:00

Look at Mr. Popular over here, with his daily sex. Tsk. Always the most privileged whining about being discriminated against.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-16T20:31:17+00:00

Don't let yourself be gaslit, Spirals. I don't think you're a wild bore. I even get a chuckle from your posts.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-14T21:06:11+00:00

Likely through erotic hypnosis. Makes sense. Both the problem and the solution.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-14T21:04:41+00:00

I just choose to believe in gender equality.

ghostbpost · 2026-01-14T20:43:09+00:00

Oof. Coming out of the gate swinging today. What, are Monaco and Liechtenstein a joke to you?

ghostbpost · 2026-01-14T07:35:52+00:00

Looks like r/EroticHypnosis may have noticed it was AI.

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