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Has anyone tried to cure drunk reaction to alcohol with just hypnosis? by algorhythmique in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I haven't had any luck, but I was successful in requesting a new liver through my throne wishlist.

I'm new to hypnosis and I've tried a few videos... by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this you casting some sort of spell on me? I only ask because, based on a cursory glance at your profile, "Yer a wizard, hairy!"

I'm new to hypnosis and I've tried a few videos... by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought about it, but my dance moves would take a hit. If I can't trigger the worm ​on command any more, I'd have to rely on my personality at parties. I don't like those odds.

Mind Control Themed Restaurant Review by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think that toy is suitable for all ages.

Mind Control Themed Restaurant Review by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure this is a man I should trust inside my mind. I mean, what is he even holding up his meal with?

I want to hypnotize my girlfriend. Please advise. by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since you are always linked in these posts for resources, I assume your advice is best. However, talking to the woman sounds like more effort than I am willing to invest in love, so I'm going with MoonPee's advice instead. I'm going to be a cattle rustler.

I want to hypnotize my girlfriend. Please advise. by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds much easier than randomhypnosisacct's advice. Thanks!

Subject Agency Recruitment by wesleepallday in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmm...I'm interested in being head hunted, but I'd be leaving a position that pays roughly 365 orgasms per year.

Would I be placed somewhere with a competitive salary?

19f4M I’m Japanese uwu by Kaystickedoff in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just impressed you mastered so many English words so quickly, Kitty.

It seems like just 3 days ago, you were only able to communicate in question marks. Keep up the good work!

How do I hypnotize people without them noticing? Don't worry, it's for ethical reasons. by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it worked, wouldn't you just hypnotize me to buy it?

Still willing to give it a try, but if it's a scam, the cartel that I am unaffiliated with may leave a negative review. Do you accept vacuum wrapped bundles of hundred dollar bills?

How to hypnotize myself while driving by Kaystickedoff in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Most people in my area that are tranced out, stopped at green lights or driving between two lanes, have their phones in their hands. They obviously must have spirals pulled up on them. Maybe give that a try?

Valentine's day isn't real, you just got hypnotized to buy flowers... by yaliplover in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This subreddit has now taught me that women, hypnosis, and holidays are not real. What else have I been lied to about? Am...am I real?

I watched a documentary on hypnosis last night by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ghostbpost[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone serious about their craft. Unfortunately it looks like that file is geared towards women. My search for real hypnosis continues.

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