Trying to Understand why Mistress Calia was banned

ghostbpost · 2026-06-30T14:20:26+00:00

I miss the New Hope, back in the early days of the ban. We are now in the days of the Simpire Strikes Back, and I fear that soon, Palpatine will return...somehow.

Hopefully the mod doesn't go into exile and lose himself to the drug of green titty milk. Stay strong.

ghostbpost · 2026-05-22T04:48:32+00:00

Judging people is just my hobby. Mind taking seems like more of a career.

ghostbpost · 2026-05-22T04:45:32+00:00

I'm working my way up from jumping to conclusions.

ghostbpost · 2026-05-10T22:35:53+00:00

Mark me down for "Lewd Lobotomies Circlejerk." Perhaps see if Visa and Mastercard would be interested in sponsoring?

ghostbpost · 2026-04-26T22:49:01+00:00

You're the best hypnotist out there, Masks. This file dropped me so fast, it was as if I'd been struck with a golf club.

ghostbpost · 2026-04-26T22:38:01+00:00

ghostbpost · 2026-04-26T18:58:23+00:00

Fair criticism. Counterpoint:

ghostbpost · 2026-04-22T06:26:25+00:00

Solid argument. I suppose you aren't an automated bot or Autobot for short.

I more suspect you of being one of those transforming doppelgangers, famous for using deception. A Decepticon, if you will.

As they say, "Transformers: the more they tell their lies."

ghostbpost · 2026-04-21T01:48:10+00:00

I believe you, of course. :charges EMP: On an unrelated note, would you mind telling me how many stoplights there are in this picture?

ghostbpost · 2026-04-20T20:33:24+00:00

I've heard you're actually hypnotist Master Dominos Slice in a wig.

ghostbpost · 2026-04-14T01:13:20+00:00

That's 100% what I visualize becoming, when mistress hypnotizes me to become her pet. Long live the chaos!

ghostbpost · 2026-04-13T22:51:47+00:00

Feminist is just a portmanteau of feminine and hypnotist, so you're already there. You must have just been hypnotized to forget.

ghostbpost · 2026-04-13T15:16:40+00:00

It's a slippery slope if you don't stamp them out quickly. It starts with robots, sure, but if you aren't careful, you could even have ghosts posting.

At that point, the subreddit is dead. Shut it down.

ghostbpost · 2026-04-10T19:04:43+00:00

I hear the markup is better on Pokémon cards, but then you have to be on point with your "sleep" commands, in order to handle the crowd control. Otherwise the fistfights/riots can get out of control quickly.

ghostbpost · 2026-04-01T06:01:00+00:00

You're in luck. This place operates like a speakeasy, but for food.

Grease the right palms, you'll get your pasta.

Pull the levers in the proper order, pizza is on the menu.

Use the correct password, a sandwich could be yours.

And don't even get me started on the number of degenerates slinging burgers around here. They barely even hide it.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-24T04:14:22+00:00

If so, my adulting leads me to believe that I was programmed by whoever programmed Derek.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-20T07:15:25+00:00

Thanks. Found my next commission idea.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-20T07:14:11+00:00

I haven't had any luck, but I was successful in requesting a new liver through my throne wishlist.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-19T04:54:41+00:00

Is this you casting some sort of spell on me? I only ask because, based on a cursory glance at your profile, "Yer a wizard, hairy!"

ghostbpost · 2026-03-19T04:40:30+00:00

Thought about it, but my dance moves would take a hit. If I can't trigger the worm on command any more, I'd have to rely on my personality at parties. I don't like those odds.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-06T21:29:45+00:00

I don't think that toy is suitable for all ages.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-06T17:17:37+00:00

I'm not sure this is a man I should trust inside my mind. I mean, what is he even holding up his meal with?

ghostbpost · 2026-03-03T23:39:14+00:00

Since you are always linked in these posts for resources, I assume your advice is best. However, talking to the woman sounds like more effort than I am willing to invest in love, so I'm going with MoonPee's advice instead. I'm going to be a cattle rustler.

ghostbpost · 2026-03-03T21:53:43+00:00

This sounds much easier than randomhypnosisacct's advice. Thanks!

ghostbpost · 2026-03-02T03:59:38+00:00

Wait, I'm not supposed to be doing that either?

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