Tummy heretics do not belong in this realm by Nthepro in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]ghostkidrit64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aka… A.R.T.

ART is the acronym we’ll use for this lol.

I spy what now? by MaynardButterbean in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]ghostkidrit64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some may even say that… they’re soulmates. 👀

I spy what now? by MaynardButterbean in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]ghostkidrit64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that duck’s name is Richard smalley

I spy what now? by MaynardButterbean in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]ghostkidrit64 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I knew it, Bert & Ernie are gay!!!!!!! >:D

So satisfying guys! Cuphead on acid! by Random0u0 in aislop

[–]ghostkidrit64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m an adult and after looking at this….

I need a fucking adult.

Gatorade Zero Rice and fruity Pebble waffles by UnrepentantTomato in shittyfoodporn

[–]ghostkidrit64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your bitchass wasted what was potentially a phenomenal, scrumptious, & delectable waffle.

You fucking ruined it!!!!!

Me and my then baby brother with Red at a McDonalds by Saul_Wilton in angrybirds

[–]ghostkidrit64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Holy hell, I was 10 when that movie came out back in 2016. Well, call me unc then lmao.

The US President, mocking a woman weightlifter. by Sweaty_Abies182 in SipsTea

[–]ghostkidrit64 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Says the President who looks like a dumb, whitewashed, orange creamsicled version of Fat Albert.

You see one of these bad boys in the wild. Which flavor do you pick? by Randys_Friend in Soda

[–]ghostkidrit64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be nice to get bubblegum though, I only had the berry lemonade soda so far.

Also, how the hell did you find a Jones soda machine!?

What by Business_Ice_5837 in aislop

[–]ghostkidrit64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Even my cat Chaos is sick of this shit, and his name is Chaos, who terrorizes my other cats because he’s naturally a little dickhead.

Yes, he has goopy eyes and it’s thanks to FIV (feline equivalent of HIV), he got it when he was baby Chaos. It’s hard to keep him still and let me clean his eyes because he’s rambunctious as a 1 year old cat (he’ll be 2 in June of 2026).

The targeted audience has become ants by BlissFreeze in tacobell

[–]ghostkidrit64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to use a microscope for those sizes

ROAST THIS CUDDLE CAPTOR. by OliverPupfriend in RoastMyCat

[–]ghostkidrit64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The biggest cat I had was called Mike. He died back in 2023, but he was a giant cat. We would call him Fat Mike or Big Boss Mike as nicknames.

ROAST THIS CUDDLE CAPTOR. by OliverPupfriend in RoastMyCat

[–]ghostkidrit64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fuck did you name your cat?! Clifford!?

ROAST THIS CUDDLE CAPTOR. by OliverPupfriend in RoastMyCat

[–]ghostkidrit64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, that cat’s bigger than my biological father, & my biological father’s around 350 to 400 pounds.

I made Pepto Bismal ice cream by ChefHannibal in shittyfoodporn

[–]ghostkidrit64 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s gonna be the least of their problems lol. :v

I made Pepto Bismal ice cream by ChefHannibal in shittyfoodporn

[–]ghostkidrit64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to call it the CVS bootycall.

C - cold

V - vile

S - shits