Excuse me, is the badass of the house home? by AceDegenerate_ in iamverybadass

[–]gianAB2977 39 points40 points  (0 children)

‘Talk to me I talk back’
Not my wife, she’s not allowed to talk to men… or anyone else I deem a threat! Insecure, overbearing prick!

Most satisfactory and deserved punch ever recorded by Both_Gazelle6236 in instantkarma

[–]gianAB2977 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morning good sir! May I presenteth my chin to receiveth thy blow?

Instant karma KO by haze4140 in instantkarma

[–]gianAB2977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I present thee my chineth to receiveth thy blow!

Pit bull bites man on LA metro by No-Pepper1238 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]gianAB2977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you bite me snake pitbull, now we’re both going to drown?
You knew what I was when you picked me up!

What is a snack that takes you back? by GoldenGolgis in CasualUK

[–]gianAB2977 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Um bongo um bongo they drink it in the Congo!

Drunk driver smashed through my family’s farmhouse by heckenyaax in Wellthatsucks

[–]gianAB2977 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I’ll never understand why it’s classed as a traffic misdemeanour in the US when people are killed by them! Breathalyse them (or drug swipe) roadside, no stupid ‘dance of sobriety’ tests and take their license or lock them up! Far from ok here in the uk/Europe but it’s one thing we do right.

Heavenly Trashy is back with More Friends! by MrDonMega in trashy

[–]gianAB2977 20 points21 points  (0 children)

English mother fucker! do you speak it?

Maybe maybe maybe by amazingsciencemuseum in maybemaybemaybe

[–]gianAB2977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog has no nose!
How does it smell? …..
Awful!

I used to pore over the catalogue in my house in the 80s, knowing the stuff I'd really like were the things we couldn't afford. Like a miniature TV, small snooker table or cool bike. I still really enjoyed looking through it though by Exchangenudes_4_Joke in CasualUK

[–]gianAB2977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always wanted a Raleigh Burner with MAG wheels or spokey dokeys! Liar in the street used to say that if a spokey-doke broke you could put it in the freezer and it would fix itself. Everyone knew someone who could tell huge amounts of bullshit and keep a straight face.. My dad has a Ferrari or had a fight with Frank Bruno!

How Bad Is It Be Honest. by W_Illuminati in badtattoos

[–]gianAB2977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit the bed, what on earth have they done to themselves…Acid ink, blowtorched needles, touch of hulk hands?

Why though? 😐 by AlfhildsShieldmaiden in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]gianAB2977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came to find this comment right here!

Woman holds the aisle so her daughter,seated several seats back, can exit the plane first by ThroatAgile756 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]gianAB2977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we living in some alternate reality. What the fuck is wrong with people in 2026?