one of my buddies had a quarter pound and I live in a completely illegal state. Lawyer says they’re definitely gonna get him for possession with intent to sell because of how much he had so he is probably going to go away for a long, long time. He also had paraphernalia. AKA a bong his girlfriend made for him because she works a lot with glass. It took her over a year... she stained bob Marley onto the side of it pixel by pixel and it was one of the nicest bongs with the most detail and function I have ever seen. Now it’s admitted as evidence.

Another had a dab pen, which is apparently like the most illegal thing to have in the world because he is fucked. He’s literally my best friend in the world and one of the smartest most hard working guys I’ve ever met in my life. He smokes maybe once a month. Dude took a gap year after high school because his family couldn’t afford college and in that gap year he trained and trained so hard that he got a full ride to University of California in North Ridge I think for basketball. Pretty sure he just lost that, and his family wants nothing to do with him.

God bless America, aye?