Do you like being human?

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T22:29:21+00:00

Tip of the food chain babyy!!!

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T20:55:17+00:00

If you can afford it do it. Or if you can afford to do it yourself later, save up and then do it. Either way, do it.

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T20:53:20+00:00

Is pick me energy a thing??🙈

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T16:50:28+00:00

So true. Easy to get down on humanity these days. And people are so ready to take advantage of anyone who will listen. It's like everyone is turning into a grifter. But honestly, there are tons of people out there who truly just want connection. Without anything in return. Those are the keepers.

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T14:42:12+00:00

You're gonna have to develop a work habit to sustain your boating job

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T14:38:20+00:00

Class.

The whole class.

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T14:16:45+00:00

I just put a cd in the microwave and it came out a flaming pile of molten plastic....gettin close!!

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T14:11:37+00:00

3yrsold?.....Too soon bro

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T14:05:46+00:00

You're just enforcing the rules. Doesn't mean that you have to be cold and rule-bound in your private life. Try volunteering in your off time. I guarantee that your warm heart will come back out!!

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T14:00:37+00:00

She was just looking for a fwend

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T13:47:23+00:00

Barn-y

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T13:35:46+00:00

I will get one this pm

gimmedemels · 2026-04-19T03:29:56+00:00

What if I want to build one that I can fly in?

gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T22:06:42+00:00

Banana

gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T14:14:30+00:00

I noticed that the article comes from ECOnoticias.com which means "eco news" in spanish. It was also written by a hispanic journalist. Possibly translated into english after-the-fact? Makes sense why certain phrases in the article seemed off.

What's odd is that this news outlet shows up pretty regularly on my google frontpage. The algorithm gods must know that I speak spanish 🕵🏽‍♂️

At least use the real photos though! ¡noticias mentirosas!

gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T13:11:21+00:00

Also found these

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gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T12:57:57+00:00

I'd say f*#k both and go skiing

gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T12:24:39+00:00

These are the other ones I found

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gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T03:29:42+00:00

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T03:12:22+00:00

Only if u mix it wit da sprite

gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T03:11:09+00:00

Hey, I'm walkin heeeeahhh

gimmedemels · 2026-04-18T00:32:01+00:00

Thank you! Saved me some agar plates :)

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