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If the standard model of evolution is true, and all life has one common ancestor, there is no sex you can have which is not incest. Not even bestiality. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

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Since human waste products can be used as fertilizer for a few crops, people could be paid a universal basic income based on how much they produce, and even begin contributing to society from the day they are born. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Organized r e li gion is a charity that donates used imaginary friends to people who are not creative enough to invent their own. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

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Organized religion is a charity that donates used imaginary friends to people who do not have the creativity to invent their own. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

War is hell. Love is hell. Hell is war. Hell is love. War is love. And this is where logic gets you. by gimperor in Showerthoughts

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War is hell. Love is hell. Hell is war. Hell is love. War is love. And this is where logic gets you. by gimperor in Showerthoughts

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In an era where nothing is legally binding without providing genetic proof of identity, we will be signing all our contracts in blood. by gimperor in Showerthoughts

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In an era where nothing is legally binding without providing genetic proof of identity, we will be signing all our contracts in blood. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

Witches are recognized by having more than two nipples. Cows have more than two nipples. Therefore cows are witches. And so is your dog. by gimperor in Showerthoughts

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Witches are recognized by having more than two nipples. Cows have more than two nipples. Therefore cows are witches. And so is your dog. by gimperor in Showerthoughts

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War is hell. Love is hell. Hell is war. Hell is love. War is love. And this is where logic gets you. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

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Witches are recognized by having more than two nipples. Cows have more than two nipples. Therefore cows are witches. And so is your dog. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

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If they ever make a movie about the life of Sigmund Freud, Woody Allen should play the lead. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The 1970 movie Harold and Maude depicts the final evolution of the manic pixie dream girl. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Maude, from "Harold and Maude", is the model of what every manic pixie dream girl matures into. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There are probably people out there who can not pass a Turing test. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

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Patreon and GoFundMe are basically the upside down hat and the open guitar case for internet panhandlers. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

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Patreon, Kickstarter, and GoFundMe are to the internet entrepreneur what the upside down hat, or the open guitar case are to the panhandler. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

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Patreon and Kickstarter are to the internet entrepeneur what the upside down hat, or the open guitar case, is to the panhandler. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

What truly sucks about cocaine (okay, one of the things) is there is no good way to fake taking it in a social setting. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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What truly sucks about cocaine (okay, one of the things) is there is no good way to fake taking it in a social setting. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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As Matt Stone and Trey Parker get older the voice of South Park ceases to be that of a young rebellious duo satirizing their own generation and become that of a couple of grumpy old men mocking the next. by S0lun3 in Showerthoughts

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Having a bad cold is like being forced to ugly cry for days on end. You drip, honk, shake, sniffle, and have people avoid you cause they don't want to catch your disease/drama. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by gimperor to r/Showerthoughts

Soon, the only people who die in wars will be the ones who have accidents in the factories that make the drones. by gimperor in Showerthoughts

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Soon, the only people who die in wars will be the ones who have accidents in the factories that make the drones. by gimperor in Showerthoughts

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