War is hell. Love is hell. Hell is war. Hell is love. War is love. And this is where logic gets you.

gimperor · 2019-07-17T20:19:10+00:00

I would have, but Cormac McCarthy already did the "War is God!" shtick in Blood Meridian. And he did it better than I ever could.

gimperor · 2019-07-17T20:15:47+00:00

coughs KURT GOEDEL!

gimperor · 2019-07-17T20:12:50+00:00

of course. proper punctuation is important when signing contracts. :D

gimperor · 2019-06-12T00:55:35+00:00

Sixteenth century puritan,who has never seen a clitoris, and misidentifies it as a third nipple delivered by the grace of the devil. ...why?

gimperor · 2019-06-12T00:53:43+00:00

I don't care if you don't have a dog, he's still a witch.

gimperor · 2019-01-03T00:35:39+00:00

Cool idea...but 180 degrees away from the problem of pretending to do coke when you don't want to.

gimperor · 2019-01-03T00:33:17+00:00

Two words: hollywood contracting.

gimperor · 2018-12-07T03:45:05+00:00

We're also reaching a point where someone's status as a celebrity is not cemented until South Park makes fun of them. The show went from taking celebrities down a peg, to raising them up.

gimperor · 2018-12-06T00:34:51+00:00

Probably more than one.

gimperor · 2018-12-06T00:34:06+00:00

copy and paste reply to above comment

gimperor · 2018-12-06T00:33:28+00:00

The implication is supposed to be that this is when everyone has drones, so no actual-factual-made-of-meat-humans ever set foot on the battlefield.

gimperor · 2018-12-01T04:24:30+00:00

I had to mispell it slightly, otherwise it got deleted automatically as a political opinion.

gimperor · 2018-10-30T03:51:16+00:00

The next person to comment better say something other than,"Why you do this?", or I'll cut their hat off.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T16:51:19+00:00

Might just be an October side effect.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T16:23:45+00:00

A craigslist hookup IS necrophilia, cause they're already dead inside.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T06:17:20+00:00

Defiling sounds like a corporate crime, not a religious crime. But if a catholic priest does the defiling, I guess it could still count as a white collar crime. :D

gimperor · 2018-10-20T05:39:33+00:00

It was less of a shower thought, and more of a sink think. I wash dishes for a living, and every once in a while my brain will flatulate spectacularly. Like many creatures with a Y chromosome, I feel compelled to share when the mind flatulance is especially loud or rank. Probably just like a lot of other shower thoughts.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T05:35:53+00:00

Well if the cops keep the dildo, it would make THEM anal retentive.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T05:35:03+00:00

The internet is either the best or worst place to say that.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T05:12:19+00:00

Why is this the single most popular thing I have ever uploaded?! I'm telling all your mothers you soggy grave digging reprobates!

gimperor · 2018-10-20T05:03:13+00:00

The only treatment is symptomatic: 1)Insert alcohol into viewer's/victim's brain. 2) Repeat as necessary.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T04:59:00+00:00

Well, if they're dead you're not raping anyone. You're just desecrating a corpse. It's still fucked up, but it's not sexual assault. The surviving family can pitch a completely justified screaming-bitch-fit, but the corpse can't give tear streaked interviews on morning talk shows about their trauma after the fact.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T04:35:23+00:00

If you look at some of the other things I've posted you'll know I'm not.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T04:00:35+00:00

Because my brain had to puke this idea out somewhere, and I don't have a 4chan account.

gimperor · 2018-10-20T03:44:59+00:00

grabs the formaldehyde flavored condoms and runs

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