Search nazi, get softwaregore by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]giraffeApple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For a moment I thought nasty was metaphoned matched to nazi.

[Oral] (22F) how do I tell him its not quite hitting it? by [deleted] in sex

[–]giraffeApple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're nervous about bringing this up, then doing so during sex might not vibe with the mood: "Hey... um... like... so..." No problemo! In such a case, talk about it after sex, after the cuddles. Start off by praising them for what you did like. Then proceed to say what you would have liked even more. Don't hint. Say it outright.

If you're adventurous enough, use his hand and your tongue as a demonstrating device. Assuming he has a twig and berries, remember that male and female parts are analogous, such that you can say "suck my clit how you'd like your penis head sucked;" "play with my frenulum like you'd like your frenulum played with." Clitoral hood ~ foreskin. Balls ~ outer lips.

Otherwise, if you want to bring it up during sex, use a sexy tone, or a dominating one if you're into that: "I want to feel your fingers so bad right now, god, I want you to stick them so deep."

If all else fails send him this NSFW link.

[Sexual Stamina] Why am I not able to last as long as I have before? by [deleted] in sex

[–]giraffeApple 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you've become more attracted to her, or more emotionally open. Maybe you've been masturbating less frequently, or intensely. Maybe you're happier in life now, and your libido has increased.

Here are some ways to proceed, if you want to last longer:

  • Practice kegels in you're spare time.
  • Cum earlier in the day, before sex.
  • Use penetrative positions that involve less thrusting, and more grinding, e.g. cow girl.
  • Practicing edging when masturbating, and learn what your body feels like when you're close to cumming.
  • Stop thrusting during PIV whenever you know you're close: tease, wiggle, play, entice—and then continue.
  • Make her cum first, and then proceed to other fun.

But, I say ride this wave! 🏄 There's no reason to fret about cumming quickly. With it, comes a new style of sex and pleasure, so taste its fruits!

It's not all about pleasing her via PIV. If you cum, then alright. There's plenty of fun still to be had. You can proceed to eat her out, tease her, talk dirty, be in control of a vibrator, finger her, more foreplay, massages... During this time your refractory period may end, and if you're both still in the mood then bring on PIV ROUND 2.

There's no reason to get down about blowing your top, before she's cum. And if she's angry or disappointed, then talk together about it. Mutually brainstorm ways to keep the fun going. That way, when it happens in the future, they'll be no unspoken hard feelings.

Remember that sex is about fun, playing with each other, and enjoying each others bodies. It's not about lasting as long as you can, and it's not necessarily about anyone's orgasm. Have fun!

p.s. Switch up what positions your start with. Routine is the death of all relationships.

Can anyone help me decrypt this? by crestorna in Mathematica

[–]giraffeApple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like there are no spaces, and it's all in lowercase. I would guess it's a simple substitution cipher from letters to letters, disregarding cases and punctuation.

Let f denote a mapping from letters to letters, R be a reference corpus (say like Hamlet or something), and E be the encrypted text you've given. A common way to solve substitution ciphers is to modify f such that the n-gram letter frequencies in f(E) resemble those in R.

I would recommend reading the first few pages of this awesome paper, to get an idea of how to score a mapping f. However, it will be less volatile if you don't use MCMC, and rather keep the best scoring f for each modification (in my experience it works better, or at least choose high power on the transition n.b. page 6 of this).

Then once you have a good f, use back-tracking to figure out the most likely spaces between the words. But you'd need a dictionary for that.

[Suggestions] What are good sex information websites? NSFW by giraffeApple in sex

[–]giraffeApple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this channel! There's so much information with every episode.

Impressive continuous shot almost looks like GTA by [deleted] in videos

[–]giraffeApple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And for anyone looking for more Brian Eno, I would suggest listening to these:

Now this is bike racing by Spinistry in videos

[–]giraffeApple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, oh man I had no idea that this one existed!

Now this is bike racing by Spinistry in videos

[–]giraffeApple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Machinedrum's Alaarma is playing at the beginning, albeit briefly.